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// Guest V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ Author: xjuggernaughtx/Cheerilee 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	The author struggled, but tape strapped him securely to the school chair. Above him, an imposing magenta figure loomed.

''Soooooo, I  hear you ship me, Juggers.''

''Please don't hurt me, Miss. I have a family!''

''Really? You should have thought about that before putting me through horrible dates.''

''I didn't think you were real!''

The school marm sauntered to her desk, grabbing a long wooden ruler. ''Oh, the pain you'll feel will be very real.'' She straddled the restrained stallion and he whinnied: ''I need an adult!''

Her whisper stank of whiskey. ''Honey, I am an adult.''