Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.26:A Literally Huge Klutz!

"Next-up we got...Troubleheels Clara, the r63 version of Troubleshoes Clyde."

"Hey, isn't Troubleshoes the the tallest character in mlp so far?" Asked Brak.

"Indeed, and also this letter from the author said this'll be an anthro chapter." Replied Trixie.

"Anthro, whoa, that's gonna be a huge ass and huge tits on one huge lady, now begin this story!"


Troubleheels Clara was thought to be a criminal, until the CMC showed everyone she's just unlucky, giving her a career in comedy, entertaining everyone at rodeos as the biggest clown out there. She even dressed-up as Godzilla and knocked over piles of barrels and hey as she chased after the clowns dressed as people & american actors. When Twilight enjoyed her performance at the Ponyville rodeo, she wanted Troubleheels to do a private performance for her & Spike at the castle.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Oh, my sides are burning!"

Then the 2 began applauding.

"Troubleheels, you'e genius comedy, know no bounds."

"Yeah, I love the part where you slipped on a pie and grumbled like Dan from Dan vs...also, where did the cream come from? There wasn't any on the pies, how'd it end-up on your chest?"

"Oh, my apologies, whenever I do a slip and fall on my face, the impact sometimes causes milk to come out of my breasts."

Spike then looked down in embarrassment

"Okay Spike, I think you've had enough candy for today." Then Twilight led Spike to his room. "Enjoy your stay in Ponyville."

"Thank you kindly princess." Then as soon as Spike & Twilight left. "(Hmm...I wonder if that shorty would like a very 'private' show.)"

Later...

"(Now that I think about it, she did have a huge chest didn't she? I was just distracted by how funny she was!" He was so distracted with wanking off that he didn't notice that the door was opening. "How is it that a clown could be so sexy?"

"Harley Quinn?"

"Well yeah, there's h..."He had paused as soon as he realized someone had entered his bedroom, his dragon's den if you would. "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Spike quickly zipped his pants back up.

"Howdy little prince."

"Oh please, I'm no prince, if anything I'm a princess."

Meanwhile...

"Achoo!" sneezed G3 Spike.

Now back to G4.

"Princess?"

"Yeah......there's gonna be an episode called Princess Spike."

"Weird, but heck, can't stop the writers of the show." Then after an awkward pause. "So, you think Imma a sexy clown do yah?" Then she honked her nose.

"Yes."

"I'm mighty flattered by that."

"R-really?"

"No doubt, now can I come in? It's kinda awkward standing at the doorway."

"Oh yeah sure, close door while you're at it."

Then Troubleheels Clara tripped, Spike went in for the catch!

*CRASH!*

It ended with Spike's face being smothered by something......................................................................................................................................................................................................something HUGE!

"Whew, thanks for catching me...uh, Spike?" Then she looked down and saw Spike being suffocated by her chest. "Whoa!" She got off of him swiftly.

"Sorry, Cutiemark, cannot escape destiny, hah."

"It's fine.......................that was very fine!"

Then 2 things made contact with Clara's belly.

"Gwah! S-sorry!"

"It's a natural reaction, though I wasn't expecting you to have 2 shafts." Then Troubleheels got up and closed the bedroom door.

"The bed may be too small, but hopefully we can do it adequately."

The next morning, the rooster was sounding Spike was half buried in one whole woman, while his bed partner was snoring loudly while her arms and legs were drooping down to the floor. Both awoke from the crowing.

"Morning, Troubleheels."

"Morning Spike."

"Could yah get off so I can make breakfast?"

"Sure, that performance last night sure worked up an appetite."

Then as they opened the door, the castle showed plainly that it got damaged from what had occurred last night.

"Just my luck as usual."

"Man, you're just as destructive as someone else I know."

Meanwhile...

"Achoo!" sneezed Derpy, sending her back and destroying the barn! AGAIN!!! "That always happens whenever I pick-up Dinky for slumber parties

"Shoot! (Ah should have said no to letting Dinky come sleep over, but I just couldn't say no to a face like that!)"


"Hahaha, this was pretty funny now that I think about it, reminds me of when Zorak and I got jobs as sushi packers."

"That's Drake and Josh." Said Luna

"Reminds me of when me & Space Ghost tried to find a TV to watch the monster movie marathon with Zorak."

"That's Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy." Said Trixie

"Well, reminds me of when I created the Darvog."

"That's the Looney Tunes Show!" Shouted the both of them.

"Well, guess it doesn't remind me of anything, get the next letter!"