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// 40 Manehattan Fashion College By Coco Pommel 
// Story: Poetry From Equestria And Beyond 
// by LyraAlluse 
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Manehattan Fashion College

By Coco Pommel

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

It's not like I didn't try,
To like your campus,
I'll admit that's nice,

That is until you realize,
That all that landscaping,
Comes at a price,

At the expense of the poor ponies,
Who work three jobs just to attend,
And spend the rest of their lives,
Paying off loans that you provide.

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College, 
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

Meanwhile graduates can't get hired,
Because you never teach them,
How to not to get fired,

So they have to come back,
Spend more money,
For more degrees that will leave them hungry,

And that's why these days you'll find,
A beautiful soul with a brilliant mind,
Working in fast food, Flipping burgers,
When they could be out in the world changing many lives.

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College, 
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.

Yeah singing,

Oh Manehattan Fashion College,
I just can't agree with you,
With your steep parking prices,
Expensive tuition,
And grumpy administration too.

Yeah, Manehattan Fashion College, 
I just can't agree with you,
So I won't attend you,
And I'll never send you,
Anyone to visit you.