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// The Stupidity Statue 
// Story: Half Baked Apples 
// by Sailor_Pluto 
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Lotus Blossom dragged her sister over to Princess Twilight’s castle and knocked the door.

“Lotus Blossom! Hello! What brings you over?” Twilight moved to the side to let the spa twins in.

Lotus rolled her eyes. “Aloe found the stupidity statue and it cursed her. Please help us. I don’t know how much more of this I can take.” 

The blue earth pony pointed to her twin, who was giving a back rub to an alicorn statue. 

“Shh…” Aloe whispered to the statue. “You're so tense…”

Twilight yanked the seemingly drunk pony down with her magic and cast a spell on her. 

Aloe’s eyes widened. “Pi equals 3.14159265. Straining on toilets can cause aneurysms. The universe is not infinite, at the end is…”

Aloe sighed and rubbed her head. “Woah. Sorry, that was a rush. Lotus, let’s go home.”