"You know, we could finish this mission right now if my 9000+ harem was here right now to assist us." Said Omnifox.
"Yeah, then the plot of the side story would be ruined! Besides, I heard there's gonna be a surprise bad guy in the last Actiontermission!" Replied Panzer.
"Fine! Though...where is my harem?"
"They're down at ground level waiting to catch us just in case we're sent falling to our doom." Said Black Kirin. "(When am I going to have a chance to fight dammit?!)"
Meanwhile...
"Next is...Tree Hugger?"
"She's the hippie pony who appears in Make New Friends But Keep Discord, as Fluttershy's new friend." Explained Luna.
"Let the stoner jokes begin." Said Trixie.
After the Grand Galloping Gala, Fluttershy & her friend Tree Hugger decided to have a slumber party with Discord & the hated Smooze! Yes I personally hate the Smooze, I hoped it would never come back, or became a comic book villain! Seriously, there's something about Slimes that disgust me, the only exception is when they turn to hot babes in hentai doujins! Anyways, even though Discord & Tree Hugger became friends, Discord still felt that he was the best friend, and she was 2nd best! So, he told her about a certain dragon in Ponyville who can get her all the crystal meth she wants...please don't do anything you read here kids! It's bad, you'll develop an addiction then die! You know what? I betcha the writers were smoking something when putting Smooze in the show! Now anyways, after Tree Hugger heard of this, she became curious and asked Fluttershy for directions to the castle.
"Oh, allow me friend."
*Snap!* *POOF!*
"There, now then..." Discord then looked at Fluttershy, and she looked at Discord back with seductive eyes. "Ready for your 'punishment' my dear?"
"Oh ye..."
WAIT A MINUTE!!! I JUST REALIZED...THAT DISCORD & SMOOZE ARE MLP'S VERSION OF MAC & BLOO!!! It makes sense now! but I still hate the Smooze!
"Oh yes master, punish me for making friends with some pony else. You're the only friend I need." Fluttershy continued after I rudely interrupted her.
So Tree Hugger found her self reappearing in front of Twilight Sparkle's Castle.
"Wow, what a trip...hopefully I could get tons more with this dragon boy."
Then she got a good look at the Castle.
" *sigh* I sense a positive aura around this castle, a perfect place for friends to meet." She said. You know, I betcha her main is Luacrio, and her starter is Riolu, and maybe she could train to become an aura guardian.
*Knock* *Knock*
The door opened, and Twilight answered.
"Oh, hello there Tree Hugger."
"Good morning Princess, your castle is absolutely glowing with positive energy."
"Why thank you, that's very nice of you."
"Soooo..."
"Yes?"
"I heard you had a dragon living with you?"
"Yes? What of it?"
"I just want to study is aura."
"You wanna study his but not mine?"
"I never studied the aura of a dragon before, please this is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
"Hmm..." She looked closely at her stoned eyes. "Fine! I gotta go to Canterlot anyways." She said while levitating a stack of missing posters of Owloicious. Seriously, where did he go after the library blew-up? Did they just write him out to balance the pet ratio between Twilight & human Twilight? "Tell Spike I wont be home in a week, gotta go!"
"Fare thee well Princess Twilight Sparkle." She said while waving.
Tree Hugger went into the castle & smelled the smoke.
"Hmm...the meth is clearly that way." She pointed out, and followed the trail. She found the dragon's bedroom & then knocked on the door.
Meanwhile, Spike was happily sucking away at his bong until a knocking came to the door.
*Crash!*
"W-w-w-w-wait! I'm not decent!"
"I can smell the Crystal meth kid, and I want in!"
Then he opens the door, and in front of him was a green mare with red dreadlocks.
"(A hippie huh?) Sure come-in, plenty of crystal meth for everypony, but please don't tell Twilight."
"I Promise little dude."
Then Tree Hugger entered the room.
"Oh yes, the flow of this room, is as good as the serenity of a lake surrounded by blooming Sakura trees."
Then Spike handed her his extra bong.
"Here."
"Thanks duuuuuuude..."
Then the meth was doubled, the crack was doubled, the pot was doubled, the smack was doubled, the reefer was doubled, the horse was I guess tripled, the shrooms were doubled, the dust was doubled.
"In my neighborhood? I don't think so!" Said Peter Griffon, a round of applause for his guest appearance!
Anyways, in the middle of the haze, you can see Spike sitting against his bed next to Tree Hugger.
"Dang, I've never met a hippie who could take so much." Spike complimented. "You're a real hard core mare, dude."
"Oh thanks............................................."
"Spike."
"Yeah thanks Spike, you're pretty radical yourself."
"Thanks Tree Hugger."
"So, anything you feel like telling me anything juicy about your friends?"
"Yeah, I got some juicy details."
"Do tell." She said while lying her head on Spike's legs.
Spike told her everything.
"Whoa, AJ really did that?"
"Yes, *snicker* she beat-up Twilight for turning all of the apples into oranges, it was sweet orange acres for a whole week & I refused to tell Applejack where Twilight was hiding until she made a porno movie of her & Rarity......" Then Spike began feeling sad.
"Is Rarity special to you?"
"Yes, I never saw it coming." Then tears began forming.
"Aww, come here little guy." Then she embraced the poor dragon.
"Thank you Tree Hugger, no wonder you're friends with Fluttershy, you're so sweet." Then he hugged her back.
"You know, I think I wanna stay with you forever, not just because of all of this stuff we can get high on, but I wanna hang with you, you're such a cool dude you know that?"
"You're pretty cool too."
Then they nuzzled.
"So, you wanna know what a hippie feels like?"
"Oh, I see where you're going with this!"
Then the stoner duo got on Spike's bed & rocked the castle!
"Brak, are you always that high when we talk to you?" Asked Trixie.
"My family & Zorak ask the same thing, but it's always no."
Meanwhile...
"Still think it would be better with my harem."
*Bitch slap!*
"Get over it!" Everyone shouted!