I was going to write more in this chapter, but I guessed that I give it to you now then ever. So, here you go.
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"Oh dear Celestia..."
Spike was still in disbelief, all of his friends. Here, at the same concert....at the same gate. Surely him and the CMC were in trouble, but for some reason he knew that he was going to get bucked in the face or harrased at by one of them in the near future. Probably he would get bucked by Applejack (most likely) and be harrased by everyone else.
He really didn't want to see a mad Mac.
He nervously looked around, all of there faces read of puzzlement. Twilight, Mac, Caramel, Fluttershy....Fluttershy? And Pinkie, stood there in disbelief. (except for Applejack who was grabbing him by the ass). Spike didn't feel uncomfortable or anything about Applejack being so close to him. Hell, Applejack looked pretty dam cute when she was drunk. But he didn't want to see her hind legs when she got sober.
He then looked back at the orange mare, who was licking her lips, ready for intrusion.
Sigh, maybe next next time Applejack...
"Whoa, whoa, Hold on!" Spike pushed her face away. Applejack released her grip, and fell to the ground with a loud *THUMP*.
The gang got even more suprised, not to mention Big mac the most stunned, but Twilight just got scarier, looking as if she wanted to kill a bitch.
Awkward silence ensued for a good 5 seconds.
For Spike, they were the longest seconds of his life. Well there were other situations as close as this one, but that's for another story.
"...Hiiiiiiii! What are you guys doin' here!?" He tried to sound as oblivious as possible, trying to make the situation less worse than it already is. He knew it would'nt work but he gave it a try.
"What are we doing here?" Twilight starting trotting up to him, from the looks of her, she looked pissed. "What are we doing here Spike?, what are YOU doing here?!" She pointed a hoof at his chest.
"Oh you know....stuff.."
I'm fucked.... He knew, without a doubt.
"Stuff?! Your in Canterlot, if you didn't notice, in a concert, in which you should'nt be in!.....That's not even my first concern..H-how'd you even get here in the first place? Where did you come from?!...." She growled.
Spike stood still, if he told her how he got here, forget gems, forget trips to rarity's boutique, forget going to zecora's house for weed, forget going anywhere, forget......THE INTERNET...
Oh god...
"My porn!"
".......What?"
"NOTHING TWILIGHT...." Spike stared at her blankly, realizing what he just said.
"What's "porn"...Spike?"
Pinkie blurted out "Twi, I think I can tell y-"
"Sh-sh-shut the fuck up, I got this.."
Rarity intervened "Twilight, I think you sho-"
"I SAID SHUTUP whore.."
Ouch.... Even Spike felt that one a bit.
Rarity didn't cry though, either it was she was too drunk to notice or she knew it was only intoxicated, raged Twilight talking. But either way she didn't give a fuck.
Twilight narrowed her eyes until Spike could barely see her pupils.
Behind her, Big mac and Caramel were laughing their plots off. Seeing how clueless she was, only she wouldn't know what it was. Except for Fluttershy of course, she was considered to have never experienced anything on internet due to the caretaking of her creatures, and her shyness. Plus, she seemed like the last one to talk about anything about sexual intercourse, unless it's about her animals that is.
What the FUCK do i do now!!??
"You see...ugh..Twi..Porn is a...another word for...Pokemare cards!"
".....Pokemare?"
Wow, she actually believes this
Spike knowing that she did'nt understand what porn was, he kept up with the act.
Y-Yea! you see, saying "pokemare" is too long of a word to say, so, to make it easier, foals call it uh, porn...for short."
Spike gave a sheepish smile.
Think of examples... He knew he would go to Tatarus for this, but for now, he still wanted his Dashie, Rarity, pics.
"Just the other day I asked Speedster if I could see his porn collection, he had a good stash too. Probably the best porn in Ponyville!"
If this was on camera....oh god...
Twilight still seemed unamused...
"There's alot of different porn Twilight, like black porn, white porn, some exclusive porn that you have to pay alot for...Some are in 3-D too! I couldn't believe how real...mph!
Twilight shoved her hoof in his mouth."Spike I get the point. Now we're going to discuss your..."
Before Twilight could finish her sentence, Spike caught something in the corner of his eye, a little flash of light, followed by two other flashes, coming from the upper floor of the stadium. He could identify three small figures, all holding some type of...
weapon..
"...So no more midnight snuggles! NO MORE! DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
Just as he was about to respond to her....groundation of snuggles...
*PEW PEW PEW P-PEW PEW PEW!*
"Oh shit!"
"WHAT DID Y-OW!" Twilight was shot!
Spike didn't have time to look back as he ran to cover, bullets bombarding the air. Though he noticed none of the bullets were coming nearly close to him as he ran to a nearby barricade, a few grazed his feet but still managed to make it to his source of cover. He jumped over the barricade and hugged the cement, keeping his arms above his head in case of any shrapnel came his way.
the bullets stopped.
How come no one is screaming or anything?
Spike was scared to look over his cover, those creatures might still be waiting for his head to pop out and and snipe his ass.
The dragon thought....Maybe they were drug dealers and and wanted his crack! Or best case scenario....They were horny, VERY horny dragons in need of a dragMAN. (His imagination took over.) These were both win, win situations, he didn't like crack anyway, so he guessed he would just give them the dumb powder and be on his way. IF they were drug dealers.
Spike peered out from the side of his cover.
"What!?"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS GUN MASTURBATORS!
Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo shouted out.
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If there's anything I could do better, please do tell!
(It did seem rather rushed..)
criticism is needed to make this story better!