113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

''So, Twilight, your brother and I are happily married.''

''Yes, I know. I'm quite happy for you two!'' Twilight grinned over her tea.

''However, lately Shining and I have been looking to, well... add some more spice to our intimacy.''

''I am suddenly very wary of where this conversation is heading.''

''We want to add a third member to our... escapades, and were hoping maybe you...''

'Eww! Gross! No. Nonono. NOOOOOOOO! Badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughts!''

''John Q. Discord, Twilight! I was going to ask if you knew of any alternative lifestyle bookstores. What do you think I am, a pervert?!?''

''Maybe...''