"Next is...wait, where's the letter?" Asked Luna.
"Princess, a message from the author."
"Dear Princess Luna
This one is a surprise, A ship I can't stop avoiding, so please, allow me to introduce her.
From Nathan Bryon Alcantara"
"Very well, you got this one Trahzo..."
Ah, the Crystal Empire, such a cold place...wait a minute, oh oh-no, we're facing the wrong direction, wait....there we go, the Crystal Empire, such a vibrant city of light & love, and speak of the devil, here comes the princess of love & her husband right now, heading to the park for a little picnic. They were just absolutely loving each other's company, finally a break from duties, and nothing bad happening in Ponyville, and no one saying the famous last words, you know the ones.
"What a perfect day, food, sun, the sounds of happy citizens."Then Prince Shining Armor turned to Princess Cadence."My lovely wife." He said with bedroom eyes.
"Oh stop, you're making me blush."
"Hey, it's cute when you do that."
Then Cadence turned her head while smiling a very big smile.
"I didn't predict you'd do this though."
"Well, you've been complaining about how things have been predictable, in other words boring."
"What? I'd never..."
"Whoa, calm down, I was just joking around. Relax babe, it's just the 2 of us, and don't you see the light our citizens are glowing with? It's all completely peaceful." Shining told her.
"I guess you're right...so...you think anypony would attempt getting money out of a picture of us kissing?"
"Oh, aren't you sly?"
Then as they were coming in for a kiss, the ponies hiding behind the bushes were at the ready to snap that photo, but that's when in the sky, a circle of lightning began forming, and 12 numbers plus the second, minute, and hour hands formed, a filly shaped being began forming! The lightning stopped as the silhouette finished materializing, and began falling, and just as their lips touched, the filly landed on Cadence's muzzle, and the mare kissing Shining Armor was replaced by a filly kissing Shining Armor, I'm sure you guys get the Sailor Moon reference right?
"What the?" Said Cadence, who's head was touching the picnic blanket.
"Whoa!" Shining Armor gasped.
"That was cool. Just like in Sailor Luna!" Said a nerdy pony who was flying his RC helicopter.
"Who are you?" Asked the royal couple.
"Well..."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!"
Meanwhile at Ponyville's Castle...
"And I was like, dude, that's not the Dragonball alphabet, it goes: Z S and sometimes GT, get it right moron! Hahaha."
And the 2 other guys he was talking to laughed as well.
*Ring ring*
"Hold, I gotta take this." Then he answered the phone call."
"Yo, you're talking to Spike...what's that? What do you mean they destroyed the Deathstar? Who's they? What the Tartarus is a Millenium Falcon? You've been flying through space for 5 months straight just to get a signal? Why didn't you just fly back here? Oh man, you're just a living list of failures aren't you? Get back here right now, so I can explain even more why you suck ass! You pathetic speck in the galaxy who'll never find a girlfriend, you *BLEEP* *BLEEP* of the motherf*BLEEP*ing *BLEEP* from planet stinky a-hole- *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!!! You got that, or should I explain it to you again slowly you retarded cheap cunt?"
The 2 colts he was talking to had their mouth open agape.
"Oh Celestia, he's crying." He said with a chuckle. "Look, look, just come back, it's okay, alright, we can build another one, got it? I just need you to come back home.......good, I...I love you to, bye."
"Well, I better get going now, mom is making dinner now." Then Button Mash left.
"Yeah, and my date with Scootaloo is in 30 minutes, I gotta get ready." Then Rumble followed after.
"Alright, see you dudes later, and Rumble, remember, Scootaloo is afraid of thunder, so when it begins raining, make sure your arm is around her when a bolt cracks!"
So Spike was left alone in his bedroom, playing Super Smash bros. on his NEW3DSXL, he was Yoshi, and was kicking the stuffing out of this one guy playing as Meta Knight!
"Yeah! Eat it Terry!"
Then he burped out a letter! It was from Cadence, and was urgent! Spike bolted out of his room, and tried to find Twilight, and there she was, sampling the new flowers Roseluck had gotten from a faraway land.
"Twilight."
"Oh, hey Spike, what do you need, my #1 Assistant ?"
"An urgent letter from Cadence has arrived!"
"Urgent?!"
"Yeah, she needs all of us there pronto!"
Twilight, Spike, and friends took the next train to the Crystal Empire! They rushed to the castle, but were a little side tracked when everyone accidentally crashed into a bell boy carrying all of Suri Polomare's luggage.
"Ow, I think I broke my lasagna." Said Pinkie Pie.
"What? Lasagna is not a body part!" Said Twilight, who's face was kissing a suitcase.
"Actually, I can explain what the lasagna body part can do, but that's another story, we must arrive to get to the throne room immediately!" Said Princess Celestia.
Later in the throne...we see Cadence covering her face with her hair, and Shining Armor comforting her.
"Cadence, what's wrong?"
"Twilight, Spike, auntie, everyone......." Then they both smiled, and Cadence moved the hair away from her face, they seperated from each other, and then pointed their hooves at the pink filly with the Cadence style mane from before! "Say hello to our daughter from the future!"
"Say what?!"
Twilight & Luna were holding a fainted Celestia, Fluttershy & Rarity couldn't hide their smiles, AJ & Rainbow Dash were just confused, while Pinkie was still rubbing the areas that were in pain.
"Hi, I'm Princess Skyla, I come from the future."
"You're soooo cute!" Said Fluttershy.
"I missed hearing you saying that whenever you babysit me."
"What do you mean sweetheart?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Everyone here dies!"
*Slamming on the piano!*
Skyla explained the situation, and are now ready to fight the oncoming threat! Skyla then was welcomed to stay for until the threat was defeated, though she was told to live with Twilight & Spike. She admired Spike, the hero of her kingdom, the kingdom that she'd takeover one day. her admiration soon turned to love, but unfortunately it wouldn't last long because Spike in her time is an adult, and she cannot stay there or Cadence & Shining Armor will never create the baby version of Skyla.
" *sigh* "
"What's wrong Skyla?" Asked Spike.
"I want to be your girlfriend Spike, but I can't stay here in this time."
"Well, why can't I just go back with you to your time?" Spike suggested.
"Wont your friends miss you?"
"They'll still see me, it's just that they've gotten much older."
"But, what about Rarity?"
"That's a lost cause Princess Skyla."
"Spike, why are you agreeing so suddenly?"
"Why not? You've been so nice to me, I'd do anything for a devoted fan."
"You...you really mean it?"
"Yeah."
Then they hugged. months after the disaster was avoided, Skyla had to go back, but as everyone was distracted watching her, Spike suddenly began rushing through, and grabbed Skyla's foreleg, sending the both of them to the future, and while they were in the time stream they began giggling.
"You did it Spike!"
"Yep, the plan worked."
Then Skyla kissed her hero and they both made it back to the future!
"There you are Skyla and Spike." both parents said with angry stares.
"Sorry mom & dad, I just wanted to..."
"No need to apologize Skyla, Spike came with you because he didn't want a repeat of him & Rarity." Then Spike put an arm around Skyla's back.
"How'd you know?" Asked Spike.
"Twilight read your diary."
" *sigh* of course."
"Spike is what mom said true? You didn't want to break my heart because of our age differences?"
"Yep, and besides, you're so nice to me, that I didn't want to let you go."
"Oh you..."
So Spike & Skyla would one day become the new rulers of the Crystal Empire & their love helped keep the kingdom running for years to come.
"Whoa! Didn't see a toy to enter this series..."
"There's probably a reason why Cadence isn't pregnant yet, maybe it's because fans hate it when a toy enters the show." explained Trixie.
"Get the next letter."