Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Ch.18: Spike's Favorite Gemstone.

"Next is, the Pony of Pop, Sapphire Shores!"

"Eh, Trahzo is more a metal guy."

Then a letter came...

"Dear Reader

SHUT UP, METAL IS MORE THAN THE ULTRA LOUD NOISE! TRY LISTENING TO PELLEK COVERS, SHEPHERD OF FIRE BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD, AND THE ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK HEAVY METAL EDITION THEME SONG! LISTEN TO THE LYRICS WITH YOUR HEART!!!"

"Yeesh, the Author is very ticked today." said Brak.

"That's because an asshat on Youtube is confusing his positivity for Dragonball GT, for a mentally destroyed head full of denial." said Luna.

"Wow, can't people just learn that there are people in this world who are just fine from watching something that everyone else thinks is bad? Seriously, I bet a bunch of you guys reading this right now, are saying, what the author likes GT? God, I better unfollow. Hey it was one of his 1st animes, along with Pokemon, Digimon and classic Yugioh, it has a special part in his heart, I'm sure when you guys were kids, you enjoyed an anime despite everyone saying it sucked, and they thought there was something wrong with you even though you're just fine. He hates it when people cannot just accept the fact that it happened. Just like Micheal Bay's TMNT, he didn't think a thing about the turtle's designs, the only disappointing things in the movie in his opinion was that April was not a red head & no Casey Jones! He enjoyed the movie in general because he's an unjudgemental fan of TMNT, just like how he's unjudgemental of DBGT. If you got a problem with that, go ahead & unfollow, go ahead and dislike this story! You're only proving you are a person who cannot accept change, whether it's canon or not, just like when Twilight became an alicorn, gained a love interest, then got the cool castle."

"Wow Brak, I...didn't know you can be that deep." Trixie said in awe.

"Begin the story, it's not like there's anyone reading anymore."


Sapphire Shores was singing an exhibition concert in Ponyville, courtesy of Rarity, we know Applebloom & Scootaloo were especially happy of that. Diamond Tiara was very apologetic of Sweetie Belle & her friends because of their connection to Sapphire Shores. Spike loved this most of all because she was named after Spike's favorite gem, the Sapphire! Sapphire Shore sang her songs such as Serves Her Right, Get Your Pony On, and...well the show never said any other titles, so I'm going to have to go with etc. After the concert was over, Sapphire decided to stay a few days in Ponyville. Well, only the few select citizens plus the Mayor knew about her stay, so as to avoid the fans & papparazi of course. So while she walked the streets of Ponyville incognito, nopony knew it was her, in front of their eyes, except the one who spotted her was not a in fact a pony! Sapphire was just heading to back to the hotel, until...

"Oh my gosh, I know who you are!" Said a random teen mare.

"No, no, no, don't you scream." She pleaded.

"You...you're..."

As she was about to blurt out her name, a fireball got her in the flank!

*Boom!*

"Ah, my tail!" Then she began running to towards the fountain.

"That was a close one Sapphire." Spike said in a low tone. "Go, run, don't let anyone else recognize you Ms.Shores."

"I don't know how to thank you for this kid. Maybe if we were to meet again later somewhere?"

"I'll see you at the castle later, but for right now, find another disguise, and go!"

So once Sapphire got back to her hotel room, she got a change of clothes, but not made by Rarity, as to not stand out. That's when she bumped into Rarity who was in a black cloak herself.

"Rarity? What are you doing here?"

"I'm trying to keep this outfit clean while at my Grandfather's funeral."

"Dark, but anyways, see you later, and oh yeah, remember to make me some new clothes after the funeral."

Then after their chat, Sapphire Shores made it to the castle.

"Oh, you must be Spike's guest, come-in, come-in."

"Thank you Princess Twilight Sparkle."

"No problem Pony of Pop." Twilight said before leaving.

"Whu..."

"Have fun with my boy he just loves Sapphires." Then once the doors closed.

"Wait, what do you mean by that?"

No answer, then Spike exits his bedroom.

"Oh, hey Sapphire Shores, see you avoided more fans to see me."

"Spike was it? I think that's what Princess Twilight said your name was."

"You don't remember me?"

Sapphire then began thinking back & realized that there may have been a little purple dragon when she came back to Ponyville after 'A Dog & Pony Show'. she thought the dragon was a little cutie.

"Oh yeah, you were that cute little guy who was waiting for Rarity to give you any spare gems left over from the dresses she made for me." Then she picked Spike-up. "You are the most adorable creature I've ever seen, sorry you never got to properly introduce yourself."

"Don't sweat it, I knew you were busy, just seeing you happy was enough for me, since after all, I did help with gathering those gems."

"You did? That's awesome baby."

"Heh thanks." Spike said while keeping the drool in his mouth. "(Spike, calm down, she's not a real Sapphire, it's just her name.) So, you feel like seeing the pool? You're looking a bit sweaty & I think maybe taking a little dip would be a good idea."

"Hmm...yeah it was quite the walk here from the hotel." She agreed. "...and this isn't just an excuse to see me in the nude is it?" she teased.

"What? No-no-no-no-no, there are in fact some spare swimsuits for guests who feel like swimming but weren't prepared."

"Oh, I see, you wanna take perverted photos of me in a skimpy bikini?" She teased again.

"Whoa, no! (Then again, you're able to rival Rarities beauty without her mane.) It ain't like that."

"If there is no ulterior motive then why're you getting so defensive about it?"

"Look, let's just get to the pool, you're making me uncomfortable."

"Fine, cool with me pervert. Heh heh heh. (Ba-bam!)"

"(Wow, I didn't know celebs could embarrass you so hard like that.)"

Sapphire Shores was looking through the bikinis of the guest's closet, and picked out the 2 piece with the dolphin pattern. "Now this one should give me some good luck."

Spike was swimming like a Sea Snake in the pool, then like a caimen, then like Steven Magnet.

"Hey Spike what do you think of the swimsuit I picked out?"

As soon as Spike got a good look at Sapphire Shores, his eyes made the broken glass sound effect! Spike's jaw was agape with his tongue drooping down. "Delish, I-I mean, you look so gorgeous in that."

"Thank you Spike-baby, you can clearly see my Cutiemark in this." Then she turned her flank to Spike. "You see?"

This was some sort of dream come true to the boy, not only is he at the pool with a celebrity singer, she was letting him take a good look at her flank. I'm more of a boobs person myself but this is Spike's story not mine.

"(Go down boner, also thank you our lady & savior Fausticorn!)"

Meanwhile at the McCracken residence.

"You're welcome Spike." Said Lauren Faust.

"What was that dear?" Asked Craig McCracken.

"Nothing."

"(Looks like she might be having those imaginary friends as well.)"

"Hi Craig."

"Not now Wander."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Now back to Spike, who watched as Sapphire Shores entered the pool. Her swimming had the elegance of a dolphin. She swam circles around Spike. Spike felt nervous when ever she swam near him because she might see his twin towers. Then continued for a few more minutes until it they got tired. The gentleman Spike was let Sapphire exit 1st, which was a huge mistake, because once she got out, she had the sexy wet mane on, and then she slicked her mane back to get the water out.

"Well, I better give this back." Oh, now this isn't helping Spike at all, because despite ponies being normally nude, there was something about her removing the bikini very hot, Spike rushed out of the pool and ran back to his room.

"Well Spike, guess it's time for your treat for hanging with me today...I really shouldn't be talking to myself, that's when celebrity singers begin going crazy, just like all those teen girl celebs who began on the Disney Channel."

Later, we see Spike holding in his moans as her jacks off to that display from earlier.

"(Damn, what kind of good luck do I have today?)"

*Knock!* *knock!* *Who's there?*

"What the? Did I break this door? I'm pretty sure there should have been a 3rd knock."

Spike opened the door.

"What are you doing here? I thought you'd be on your way back by now."

"Well, for having fun with me today, I thought we'd have a little more 'fun'. The Princess did say you loved the taste of Sapphires."

"..."

"Care to let me into your room Spike-baby?"

*Grab!*

*Swipe!*

*Lock!*

"*Gasp!*" went Sapphire Shores


"Dang, despite sapphires being Spike's favorite, it looked hard for the author to do that ship." Said Brak.

"I think it's because Trahzo prefers rubies." Then Trixie put on her sunglasses. "Omega Rubies!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Sorry, the guy from CSI Miami is standing on my foot.