Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback!

by trahzo


Chapter 15: She Looks & Sounds so Familiar.

"Next is...Sunshower?" Brak wondered.

"Trahzo sent us a link to what she looks like." Said Trixie.

"I swear if it's Deez Nuts."

Then they all looked at the link: https://derpibooru.org/882364?scope=scpe3697b4fa1748fd8328c0b1bb43135204c8c65f09

"Oh my stars!" Gasped Luna.

"Dang Hasbro, I didn't think you'd do that!" Said Brak.

"She looks...just like..." Before Trixie could finish the sentence a certain OC from a previous volume entered Luna's bedroom.

"Hello, I'm here with the milk you ordered."

"SUNSHOWER LOOKS JUST LIKE MILKY WAY!!! BEGIN THE STORY BEFORE WE EXPLODE!!!" All 3 screamed in unison

"Umm...was this a bad time? Also, just who is this look alike?"


*sigh!* Spike was well, bored, he was out in the snow hoping his friends would come out & have fun with him, but no, The CMC, and a bunch of others were spending winter break across Equestria. The only fillies & colts who were available weren't even close friends. So Spike just went back in until...

"Exactly, who are you?" Asked a yellow coated pegasus, with a blue toothpaste colored Fluttershy style mane, and, was it me, or does she sound like Buttercream from Littlest Pet Shop?

"Who?"

"I thought your name was Owloicious."

"Who!"

"You!"

"Where?" asked the bat from Tuff Puppy.

"It's best just to give-up on this bird."

"Fine."

"So, anyways, I'm Spike, Spike the Dragon."

"Hi Spike, I'm Sunshower."

"Who?"

"Shut-up!" They both snapped at.

"You want to walk with me? My friends aren't available today."

"Eh, okay, you sound like I can trust you."

"Good one, come on let's go get some hot chocolate at Sugarcube Corner." Spike suggested.

Oh yeah I forgot, doesn't she sound like she's voiced by Cathy Weseluck? Well, anyways, while they walked & talked, Snowpoint City's theme played in the background.

"So yeah, that's how I got the Dragonfire manga & Apple Bloomers manga to be sold in Dragon Town."

"That's pretty neat."

"No, she's right there." Then Spike pointed to a mare making a snow Triclops. "Yeah, there she is, with You Idiot & Oh Fuck!"

"*Groan*"

"What's wrong?"

"I'm always doing that."

"Doing what?"

"Whenever I say something, it turns out to be an actual name."

"(Maybe right now isn't the time to point out Actual Name is over there with his tongue stuck to a pole.) Wow, what are the chances."

"Yeah, I had no idea there was a stallion I Hate You! When I broke-up with my boyfriend, I said Oh yeah? I hate you, then I Hate You said yeah?"

" *Snicker* " Then she began smacking him with her wings. "Kah, okay okay okay, sorry Sunshower."

"Sorry for what?" Asked Sunshower Raindrops.

"No, not you, besides, everyone just calls you Raindrops."

"Okay."

"You see what I mean?"

"Yeah, that's pretty annoying." Then Spike looked around making sure Pretty Annoying wasn't in the area, then swept where his eyebrow should be, if he had any eyebrows.

Then Spike & Sunshower made it to Sugarcube Corner.

"Hey Carrot Cake, Cup Cake, and Pinkie Pie."

"Ah, Spike, welcome, you're are final customers for the day." Said Carrot Cake.

"You're closing early?"

"Yeah, us, and the babies are going to see my parents, while Pinkie Pie here will be on her own Winter Vacation."

"Yay, I don't have to go to work until Spring!"

"So, what would you & your friend like kiddo?"

"2 cups of hot chocolate please."

"What? You want me? You'll never take me alive!" Then 2 Cups of Hot Chocolate Please ran out the door leaving a trail of frosting. Yeah, that was a stupid joke but hey, you know what? You can suck...DEEZ NUTS!!!

"Why would you want them to suck on the old Stallion next door Mr.Author?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

Get away from me damn you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

"Whoa dude, you gotta..."

*Punch!* Don't you dare tell me to chill!

"f-f-f...fine..." She said in fear.

"Whoa Pinkie, how'd you get that shiner?" Asked Spike.

Yes, Miss Pie, tell us. I said as I stared threateningly.

"I...I..fell."

"Oh, you should be more careful next time." Said Sunshower, who then looked around hoping there wasn't anypony named More Careful, then swept her head with her hoof, where her eyebrows should be.

"Y-y-yeah, I should be..."

Then Cup cake gave Spike & Sunshower their cups of hot chocolate. "Thanks, bye!"

"Bye Spike, have fun on your date, Pinkie Pie will close-up shop once you 2 are gone." Said Carrot Cake, then the Cakes all left for Carrot cake's parents' house.

Spike almost dropped his cup, but didn't and just blushed.

"(Did he just get embarrassed from him saying date?)" Then Sunshower thought hard, and then realized. "(Oh, yeah...we've been walking together, talking together, got something, and it's just the 2 of us...it is a date.)"

Then as they drank their hot chocolate...Sunshower finally spoke-up. "So Spike..."

"Yeah? What's up Sunshower?"

"Well, you're a better date than all the other guys I've dated, everyone else never understood my problem."

"Really? That's so mean, why wouldn't they understand?"

"I was never able to show them proof, since there were never any ponies around with the pun names. That's why they weren't able to beleive me, and that's why I dumped all of my boyfriends."

"Poor you, don't worry, I'll believe you, whenever you say something like Motherfucker, or My Fault, I'll tell the ponies who have that name, to get lost!"

"Thank you Spike." Then she hugged Spike, and then finished her hot chocolate. "Well, now that I'm finished with my Hot Chocolate, guess I'll see you around." Before she opened the door. "You know, you're very cute, I'd just love to hang out again sometime."

"Y..yeah, I-I-I g-g-guess I'd l-l-like to hang out again sometime too." Spike was so flustered.

Then as soon as she opened the door, a blizzard broke out, blasting her back into Sugarcube Corner.

"Oh yeah...Rainbow dash warned that there would be a Blizaga that will be blowing all night, guess we'll be stuck here for a while, you know what that means? It's time for a slumber party!" Pinkie cheered.

"Well, guess we'll be here for a while..." Spike said.

"Yeah...I guess we will."

So Spike & Sunshower spent the night cuddling while roasting Marshmallows at the fireplace.

"Wow, I'm such a 3rd wheel right now." Remarked Pinkie Pie.


Don't worry Pinkie, I'm a 3rd wheel whenever my dates runs away from me during the a double date, no really, just one look and they head for the hills, then they come tumbling after their brother breaks his crown HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oi vey, you're just too much!" Said Trixie.