//------------------------------// // Ch.12:Setting Aside the Hate. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next we have...Garbledina, the R63 Garble...Ooh, there's a picture, how come this dragon looks like Titanosuarus?" "Yeah, for some reason, Trahzo feels like he's the only one who notices that." Explained Trixie. "Yeah, no-one ever agrees with him for some rea...." Luna was then cut off. "Hey, I'm The Cameramare, and I'll be starting the story now!" "Hey, what do you think you're doing you lowly..." Then Trixie was cut off mid sentence as the story began. Spike was reading his comic book in a field of flowers until... "Hello Pansy! Hahaha, you see what I did there?" "Garbledina!" Spike jumped up. "You're not still mad about what happened right? N-no hard feelings? (Please say no hard feelings, I'm at the part where Humdrum saves the Power Ponies & Mane-iac from Egg Mask.)" "Ank! Wrong kid, you're coming with me." Then Garbledina, lifted Spike, and they flew off! Spike tried to fight back by scratching at her, but it didn't work, her scales were thicker than his, and not that Spike was complaining, but thought they felt smooth as well. "Wow, for a rough looking lady, you sure have smooth scales." "Flattery will getcha nowhere midget, alright, we're here." Then Spike found himself at a cave, as Garbledina dropped Spike with a thud. "Ow! Huh? Where are we?" "You'll see." Then as Spike and Garbledina walked, crowds cheering & booing could be heard & did not stop their increasing volume, he could also hear slamming, and see multiple lights, and a mix of rock 'n' roll & metal music being played. He also heard a couple of announcer's voices call out names such as The Boarder Without a Board vs. Emogon. The Announcers also commentated on things such as how the Boarder Without a Board was able to counter Emogon's Hang-Man Arrow with his Hangtime Slamdown! After putting every last piece together, he realized where he was. "We're here kid!" Spike found he was at a Wrestling Federation! "Wh...what is this?" "This place my little weakling, is the DWA, the Dragon Wrestling Association!" "Why did you bring me to this place?" "To teach you how to fight dude! I mean seriously? Running away?" Spike looked away embarrassed. "B-but it was 3 teenage dragons vs. 3 ponies & a baby dragon." "2 unicorns that could have buffed you & the Pegasus up with their magic, and I heard that Pegasus was the one who can do the Sonic Rainboom *snap* just like that!" "...I guess that would make some sense. (Phew, glad I didn't tell her Twilight & Rarity don't know a spell like that)." "Anyways, I'll go get seats." "(What's going on? She's still holding the grudge, yet she's taking me here to learn combat skills? I gotta ask her once this match is over.)" Spike was so confused by all of this, but he didn't complain. "(At least she isn't mauling me...yet.)" "Spike? What are you doing here buddy?" "Pinkie?!" "Hey, I'm here with my new friend Mina." "Hey Spike." Mina then waved. "(Oh-no, when the crazy pony meets the crazy dragon.)" "Friends of yours?" "Yep, friends I didn't want to meet to each other." "Bummer, anyways, shush, it's time for my favorite wrestler to show you how it's done." "Ladies & gentledragons, entering the ring, a black hydra who bit off the heads of his siblings to fight alone, standing at *blank* feet tall, and weighing in at *blank* pounds, it's the deadly.....Broken Hope!" "Oh God, I hate this guy!" Complained Garbledina. "And in the other corner, we got, the master of stupid faster, a screeching to rally the troops! It's...Prince Dragnuaght!" "Yeah! GO PRINCE DRAGNAUGHT! Show Broken Hope who's boss!" The bell rang! An intense fight began between Prince Dragnaught & Broken Hope! It was incredible, whenever Prince hit Broken, Spike jumped-up and screamed. Spike was enjoying himself. He was enjoying being with...Garbledina. After taking a good look while Garbledina wasn't noticing, he realized she looked pretty good, but that's probably just because they're of the same species. Prince was about to beat Broken until Twilight appeared. "Stop! This sport is a travesty that should be banned from television!" Then everyone began throwing food & shooting fire! "Ah! You'll feel my wrath eventually!" Then she teleported, allowing Prince Dragnaught to use his signature move: Regal Meteor! *KA-BOOM!* "And, after that visit from the Princess of Friendship, Prince Dragnaught once again, defeated his arch nemesis, Broken Hope!" Then everyone cheered, especially Spike & Garbledina. Garbledina picked Spike-up and hugged him tight, allowing Spike to feel her chest, which was making him hard down there. Garbledina noticed. "Oh-my...that usually doesn't happen." "Don't wprry, I'll help you." Then Garbledina took Spike to the women's bathroom. "Wh...why am I in the women's restroom?" "Don't worry, they'll think I'm changing your diaper..."Then she put her mouth to his ear fin. "...baby!" "Dang, pedophile ending." said Brak. "I wonder what other Spike villains we'll be shipping him with." Wondered Luna. "Next letter, now."