Rainbow Dash and Shrek's Five Nights at Freddy's

by Probably Minion


Shrek Gets the Job

After Shrek found himself in Ponyville, he got up and started searching for this restaurant that was called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". Eventually he found a big wooden hut with a giant electronic sign on the roof with an animatronic bear that said "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". He walked inside and saw that a blue rainbow-maned pegasus was also applying for the job.

"Hello? Is the manager here? I'm here to apply for the night guard job opening." said Shrek.

The pegasus turned around and for somewhat started getting really excited and overwhelmed.

"I don't mean to be rude but are you........ SHREK?!?!?!" asked the pegasus.

"Why yes of course." said Shrek.

"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! I can't believe I might be working with the most awesome ogre in the world!" said the pegasus.

"What's your name?" asked Shrek.

"My name's Rainbow Dash. I'm in charge of controlling the weather around here and I'm also the best flier in Equestria and my mind is officially blown because I just realized I might be working here at this creepy place with the one and only SHREK!" said the pegasus.

"Ok ok calm down. I understand and appreciate that you're excited that we might be working together but don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't even met the owner yet." said Shrek.

About a minute later, the owner of the restaurant came walking out with two job applications. Shrek and Rainbow Dash quickly filled them out. After reading them over, the owner gave them a nod signaling that they were approved for the job and were scheduled to start working that night.