//------------------------------// // Ch.7: A Dark Shade of Love...I'm not a Racist, Shut-up! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...Queen Umbra................................." "What's wrong Princess Luna?" Then she whispered. "Is it aftershock from Zorak's horrifying poem followed by Brak's rap battle with Fred Fredburger?" "Nope...next is Queen Umbra, the R63 version of...*groan* my Ex-boyfriend King Sombra." "AHA! Mina was right to ship you 2! I gotta text her." "You'll do no such thing!" Then she took Brak's phone & snapped it in half. "I got a spare!" Another snap. "I got plenty!" Then Luna began shaking every phone out of Brak, then destroyed his Wii U so he can't call Mina on Wii U chat. Yeah we should pan over to the story while this sorts itself out. "Huh? Where..where am I?" Spike had awoken to see darkness, nothing but darkness surround everything, the only thing he saw besides himself was darkness. "Maybe I'm still dreaming." "No, I'm pretty sure you're not!" Said a distorted voice that echoed through the darkness. "Who said that?" Spike spun around looking fro who uttered that response, no-one still, Spike then started building-up a huge fire ball that fire started leaking out of his mouth. "You better show yourself!" "Very well..." Then 2 eyes appeared, green scleras, red irises, and dark slits, what could make this more terrifying you say? Let's throw in negative energy leaking out, and then let's say whenever she blinked, it revealed she had purple eyelids. "N...no, those eyes...they can't be..." "Oh yes they are, killer, my killer!" "No, no, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooo!" (Family Guy reference for the win mutherfucka!) "Yes." "How did I get here in the 1st place?" "You died trying to stop that robot who detests humanity, he stabbed you in the heart with my horn, sending you to my personal afterlife, and now that you're here..." "No no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooo!" (Spamming for the win bitch!) "Oh don't worry, I wont kill you..." Then Sombra revealed himself. "...You'll just become my sex slave for eternity." "No! Please don't! Fausticorn help me!" 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Yeah I know, betcha can't make a longer pause than that! "What the? What happened to you?" "Oh? Are you referring to my gender?" "Yeah! You look so, I mean...just...what I'm trying to say is..." "Is that it? Do I seem beautiful to you?" "Y-y-yeah, plus that beauty mark on your cheek is just over kill!" "Sooooo, you've now become bewitched by my elegant new body...guess making you my sex slave will become even easier, you had friends help you before, but now no-one can save you from this fate!" "Hey, wait no, please make me your husband, weren't you flattered by my compliments?" "Flattery will get you nowhere, don't you know that? Though...if you were to get me pregnant, which there is no chance in Tartarus, then I'll stop torturing you, in the meantime..." "Gulp!" "Oh, and it isn't King Sombra anymore, call me Queen Umbra, fits well with my current gender." Months later after the robot was vanquished brutally by the Mane 6, we go to Canterlot where Princess Celestia mourns over the death of her son...a pain from which she'll never recover until suddenly...a flash of light appeared and shined in front of her! She could recognize this light. "This light...mother?" "Yes Celestia my daughter..it's me, Fauticorn, and I've figured out where Spike's soul is!" "You know where my son is? Please mother, take me there." "With pleasure, because you'll just love what he did." Fausticorn tore a hole through space time and went inside, then the hole closed tight. *Door slammed open!* "MOMMY..." Then Luna's smile drooped to a sad frown. Light bursted open within the darkness. "Sweet Celestia, what is that?" "Hi son." "Mommy? Granny?" Spike was so happy. "(Crap it's Celestia!)" Queen Umbra thought unamused. "Sombra! Wait a minute, did you turn into a mare?" "Yes, and also it's Umbra, now shush, you'll the baby." She then revealed that she was cradling a week old crossbreed foal in her hooves. "Did you just say baby?" Celestia was smiling. "Yes, why?" "Congratulations Umbra, you've become my new daughter-in-law, now come with us for your 2nd chance at life." "Heh, heh, sweet." It was very awkward for Umbra's new life considering what happened, though everyone became forgiving after seeing the baby, but only by a little, they kept a close eye on Queen Umbra after that...and made sure she didn't do anything evil, this bothered Umbra for she thought she had security watching her every move, on the bright side, she had a husband to do 'things' with...and quite enjoyed her demotion to Princess for it made her feel younger. "Aaw, no fair! Why did sister dearest see mommy & I couldn't?" "Send the next letter, while Trixie comforts the Princess of the night."