//------------------------------// // Ch.5: Mouthful of Fusion! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Hey, sorry but Trixie Lulawarfstache & Princess Lunarfstache are still sleeping, so I'll be reading the letter, next is...Princess Trflutaraippinkle Spdjacshearkle...what? Oh hold-up, a letter from the author." Dear Brak, That is the fusion name of the mane 6, but if you need something easier to pronounce, then her other name is Harmony Seraphine. Also, this will be an anthro story, also Brak if you don't have any idea what anthro means, it means animals who are shaped like humans, like you, yah hilarious alien cat man. Signed Nathan B. Alcantara. "Well alright then, begin the story!" Rarity's coat, Applejack's eye color, Dashy's mane color, Fluttershy's mane style, sporting a pink stetson, Twilight's magical prowess, yet...conflicting personalities. This was what happened after Twilight & her friends defeated Ultra Nightmare Meteor Mecha Satan. The 6 of them fused together as they drew energy from the castles of Canterlot, Crystal Empire, and Ponyville, plus the tree of harmony! permanently bonding them together, as a princess goddess. Everypony was happy that the ultimate evil that blew every other evil out of the water was vanquished by Harmony Serahpine. Everypony but Spike, he wasn't happy about the change, Rarity, as this fusion finally accepted him yes, but Spike didn't like it because she was a fusion of Twilight as well, his fracking sister. Though Spike didn't want to hurt her feelings because let's not forget she'll have the sorrow of Fluttershy and then the rage of Rainbow Dash & Applejack. Spike couldn't find a way out, so he pretended to be interested. Harmony Seraphine never noticed because she was just so taken with him, with the love struckness of Rarity... "Is struckness even a real word?' Asked Pinkie's personality. "No, he should've went with adoration. "Twilight's personality answered. "Oh, and if you're wondering what voice I should have, just think about Bobopachiggler, we take turns, not simultaneous." "When is Spikey-Wikey finally going to appear?" Asked Rarity's personality. GET OUT OF HERE! GO-ONGER, SCAT! "Scatilly skiddle boopity bopity..." NOT THAT KIND OF SCAT YOU DUMMY, AND I DON'T MEAN THE POOP KIND OF SCAT EITHER!!! GET OUT OF HERE OR I GET THE SWORD HANGING ABOVE MY INTERNET CONNECTION!!! Then like that she left me so I can continue. So as I was saying, Spike was reluctant to accept any kiss, but he didn't have to worry since he was still in 1st base, which is just at hugging, but the hugs were pretty awkward, on the bright side, it was a fusion of all 6 of their sizes, on the down side that meant he was feeling the boobs of Twilight as well, his sister! He wonders what the people of Ponyville would think once she finally reveals to the world, that they're dating. So he tried his best to shut her up every turn...until one day, something happened that would give Spike a change of heart. "(Wow, I'm finally turning 18...oh no, that means she might go for those kind of presents...)" Wait, I gotta change the rating to Teen. *11 seconds later...* There we go, now...Spike then imagined Harmony Seraphine wearing nothing but ribbons, a huge red one covering her breasts, and a slightly smaller one covering...down there. "Happy Birthday, darling." Then Spike snapped back to reality. "No,no,no! Dude, she is 1/6th your sister, that isn't right, just because it happens in a lot of anime & everyone is okay with that, doesn't mean it'll be okay in real life!" Harmony Seraphine was listening to him from around a corner. "(Aww, is that why he doesn't want to reveal our secret? Is that why he's always looking away when I press the girls against him? His morality on family? Forget morals, maybe I should do something to give him a little push.)" Spike walked through Ponyville as everyone said happy birthday, except Uncle Grandpa who said Good Birthday. Yeah that's right, I'm U.G. a cameo, big whoop, wanna fight about it? Bring it bitch, I can take you on easily! "Trahzo, shouldn't you be getting back to the story how Spike finally opened-up to me?" Shut-up or I'll kill Spike off, now then, Spike was at the park, just enjoying his annual birthday gift of the Sapphire cupcake, made by Party Favor since well Pinkie Pie doesn't live there anymore, as bystanders still waved & said Happy Birthday. That's when Micheal Bay became included in the making of this chapter. *KA-BOOM!!!* "What in the..." Then a black fog rolled in... "You? But the Crystal Ponies destroyed..." "Wrong! They didn't destroy me, my horn survived the blast & over the next few years, my anger, jealousy, hatred, and desire to kill grew when my horn landed in the dragon valley, and once I absorbed enough from dragons who passed by, I became mush more stronger, allowing me to take over as the new dragon emperor!" Sombra explained. "Now my dragon army, torch this place in the name of Dragon Emperor Sombra!" "Not so fast!" Harmony Seraphine cried out. As she charged towards Sombra, he managed to capture her in a black bubble! "What the?" "It seems that my dark emotions outweigh your harmony." "(No! It can't be!)" Spike then began feeling fear in his heart..."(N-no Spike, you're only fueling him with your fear!)" "Hmm...interesting castle, hope you don't mind if I take it, and also hope you don't mind I use your bones to make a delightful chandelier." "Spike, help!" "What can I do? He's to strong that even you lost 10 seconds flat!" "Don't you remember? He's weak to love, you can use the love you have for your friends and your family, especially me to defeat him!" "(She's right, I need to use the love I have for her...sorry moral me, but I have to rescue, then kiss my sister.)" "Yeah right, your love power alone isn't enough to beat me! Dragon Army, scorch this impudent traitor of your species!" Spike wasted no time charging towards Dragon Emperor Sombra, ignoring the claws, and fire coming at him, he ran through like in one of those final showdowns in a Super Sentai season finale! Spike then grabbed Sombra's horn with both claws. "Gah! What are you doing?" "Beating my record time of destroying you!" Sombra punched, kicked, and fired magic lightning at Spike, but he wouldn't let go! He held on to that long thing! (Quit laughing so hard.) Spike was using all his strength to crack it , and it kept on cracking until it finally snapped off! "My horn!" "Yes! We're free of his will!" The dragons cheered, but then realized something else. "Oh dammit, now we gotta follow this guy! "I'm dragon emperor now! My brand new subjects, destroy the stallion that stands before me! In the name of Dragon Czar Spike!" The dragons followed his orders and blasted Sombra! Then the bubble poofed away, and Harmony Seraphine was freed. "Spike!" Then she pierced through the middle Spike's teeth with her tongue. "Come-on birthday boy, I wanna give you special present that's in my room." "Taking it a little fast but hey, at least I'm old enough to do that now." "Ooh, I wonder what their kid would look like? Well, since they're still out cold, get the next letter." Meanwhile... "Alright everyone, we've made it, to Anna's Hotel, time for the rescue!"