Joe and Richard had made it. Everything they'd done the past few weeks had been leading up to this moment, the final showdown with Princess Celestia. Joe was about to enter when Richard suddenly objected.
"Wait. I have an idea." He said as he walked over to a nearby rack of swords and picked up a katana."Somehow this seems more dignified."
"Agreed." Joe replied as he too picked up a katana.
"Alright. Let's do this."
Celestia was stood in front of her throne when the two humans finally entered. Richards eyes gleamed with rage as he envisioned the torment he was going to make her go through.
"Celestia!" He screamed, pointing his katana at her.
"Richard. Took you long enough."
"I know, I thought the suspense was gonna kill me. How will she make her entrance? Is she Emo or Grunge? What's her fighting style? Hows her broke arse face gonna look when we win!"
"So much hostility, I love it!"
"Shut up! Joe, let's do this!" And then, as his ipod played the sweet, malicious sounds of subuta.2 from No More Heroes 2, Richard charged at Celestia, only for her to fly out of his reach.
"Ha! You really thought that simply charging at me and screaming blue murder would work? You're patheti-Argh!" She shouted as Joe managed to do a wall jump and slash at Celestia's wing, causing her to fly slightly lower to the ground.
"Now's our chance! Joe! Get her!" Richard shouted as he ran towards the princess.
"With pleasure." Joe replied as he leaped at her. The two met on either side of Celestia and severed her wings. She cried out in immense pain. These humans were stronger than she thought.
"This isn't over!" She shouted as she conjured up a cloud of smoke. When it cleared, she was nowhere to be seen.
"I..I don't believe it, she fled. We won. Heh, this day belongs to the humans!" Roaring with triumph, the humans smashed through one of the stained glass windows to get outside and Richard began making a victory speech.
"Today, my friend, we stand victorious. For we have vanquished a great foe. Never again shall the evil of Princess Celestia stain this great world, for she has been- What on earth are you doing Joe? Stop making those ridiculous faces!"
"erm, mate? I think you might want to look behind you." he said sheepishly.
"Of course,"He began as he slowly turned around."we must always look behind us to ensure that we ne-What the arse rape?!" He shouted in shock, for a giant humanoid mecha, piloted by none other than Princess Celestia herself, stood before him.