Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Racial Freedom Restoration Act Passed
FOAL FREE PRESS
NEW PONYVILLE LAW GRANTS RACIAL FREEDOM TO BUSINESS OWNERS
Today, Princess Twilight signed a controversial bill behind closed doors that proponents claim will bring racial freedom to business owners of Ponyville. In laypony's terms, a business owner can refuse service to a customer on racial and religious grounds. The bill has been highly controversial.
"SB101? More like BS101," offered resident farmer Caramel, one of the ponies opposed to the bill's passing.
"This isn't about discrimination. This new bill will allow ponies to run their businesses without compromising their religious beliefs," Princess Twilight defended.
Opponents still claim the bill is too broad, claiming many will use it for discriminatory purposes.
"No wings, no horns, no service!" Was the main chant outside the Friendship Castle by satirical protesters.
"Oh please. Whenever a unicorn mentions freedom of religion, they really mean Celestianity." claimed Lyra Heartstrings, leader of the Denomination of Anthropomorphic Believers.