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by Royale With Cheese


Wake up call

"Josh! Josh! Josh!" Savannah, his 18 year old sister said as she was trying to wake him

Josh finally woke up with sleepy eyes "What?! This better not be another damn joke!"

"This isn't a joke, if you came downstairs and see what's on the news, it might look like a joke but it's not..." She said and ran off out of his room

He slowly got out of his bed and went downstairs "Ok what's on this n...e...w...s..." He said as voice trailed off, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. He saw president Barack Obama speaking and at the bottom it read "BREAKING NEWS: My Little Ponies come down to earth to hunt down, 17 year Joshua Budd"

"Honey... This isn't a dream" his mom worriedly said

"I know" Josh said in a monotone voice

"We called the FBI..." His dad said

"Why?!" Josh immediately replied

"Just to keep you safe, earlier the news said that these ponies will start at 9:30... That's in half an hour" his dad explained

Moments later there was a knock at the door, his mom then opened the door

"FBI" they both showed there badges "We were both ordered to take and keep your son safe from the events that are going on now, Joshua Budd, you need to get ready, fast"

Josh nodded then went back upstairs and got dressed, took his wallet and went back downstairs where he hugged his parents and sister

He put his shoes on but one of the agents interrupted him

"It'll be safe for you to put on the Nikes runners just in case if you get into a running situation" He explained

Then Josh put the Nikes on and walked towards the door

"Be safe" Savannah said

"I will" Josh replied back and the agents motioned him towards their car and he got in it and they took off to the headquarters

"Put the sirens on, we need to get to those headquarters fast, who knows what these cartoons can do" said one of the agents

The driver turned on the sirens and ripped down the road

As soon as they get to the headquarters, they looked around and took Josh quickly into the headquarters.

As they went inside, Josh immediately got taken to the meeting room where they ask all the questions, this was going to get interesting.

As he walked in he saw a table, a chair and across the chair was an agent waiting and he motioned "Come and have a seat Mr Budd" he said

Josh walked over and sat down in the chair

"You can call me Agent O'Connell" O'Connel greeted

"I only have one important question... Do you even know how this happened?"

Josh took a deep breath and told him the story of how he made fun of a brony then he went home and hacked and shutdown the MLP Facebook fanpage, the MLP wiki and some pony related website called Equestria Daily

O'Connell looked at him and said "This is the most fucked up thing I have ever had to work for in the 35 years I have been as an FBI agent, and I don't know anything about the context, it's pretty much you who knows everything, let's end here and follow me to the meeting room"

Josh followed O'Connell to the meeting room, as they got there, the window blinds were closed and as O'Connel opened the door, there was a few agents in there and they were watching a show, but it ended, but it looked like they were watching My Little Pony and the agents had notebooks and pens, they had notes on the paper.

Josh sat down in a chair and the light got switched on

"Showtime is over" O'Connell said "Okay, so you all watched as I said only 2 episodes of this cartoon show... Who wants to share the notes and information we need"

An agent put his hand, O'Connell chose him and the agent stood up and spoke what he had on the paper.

"Okay, there were three types of pony characters, there were ones that could fly, do magic spells and ones that have no special ability, the ponies with the wings will always be in the air probably, so keep your head up at times, the ponies or I should say in this case, unicorns, they can almost do anything, they can teleport, levitate stuff and much more, and the ponies with no special ability, so that means that they can only run but probably really, they have two more legs than us, that's pretty I have. And..." He took the remote a showed a picture of the mane 6 "These six is what you have to look out for... That's all I have to say"

"Alright thanks Tim, Josh could I speak with you for a moment" O'Connell said as he opened the door for the meeting room

Josh walked out "Ya what's up?"

"First things first, you need to have my cell number in your phone, you need to take instructions from me, where you need to go and what you need to do" O'Connell said as he pulled out a card with his number on it and gave it to Josh

"Alright thanks" Josh put the card in his pocket "But what do you mean by giving instructions of where need to go?" Josh asked

"You'll be leaving the headquarters tomorrow, you can't stay here longer, but it'll be fine, do the instructions right and you'll be fine" O'Connell said

"Alright, this is going to be some wild journey" Josh said

"It will be" O'Connell nodded ..."Oh and one more thing..." He took out another card "You will needing this, it's a FBI service card, if you need food, new clothes or new shoes just show the cashier this and they'll know who are and what you are into"

Josh took both cards and put them in his wallet "Thanks, so what can I do until tomorrow" he asked

"Just stay in and hangout around here" O'Connell replied

-Outside the Whitehouse, Washington D.C-

"Umm... Princess Celestia, I have a map of the United States and its incredibly huge! How are we supposed to know where Joshie is?" Rarity said

"I was actually about to tell you all that Joshua Budd lives in New York City, gather around me and we will be teleported there" Celestia said

Everypony gathered around Princess Celestia and teleported to New York City

There was a news reporter standing behind hearing and seeing all the commotion

"Ladies and gentleman, breaking news, the ponies have teleported, yes I said teleported, to New York City and that's approximately where their suspect, Joshua Budd is"