Ok... there is no way to put this lightly so I will put it very bluntly. Pinkie Pie is a pony who likes fun and seeming as she wasn't with her friends and thus had some time to kill... we kind of come back into the story to Pinkie... clopping? I think clopping is the way to describe this. Anyway, so Pinkie was doing... that... and well, because of this it's understandable that she got annoyed when her friends started knocking on the door, demanding to see her.
"Pinkie, open up! We have a dying Rarity and have allowed Apple Jack to use her bat!"
Well, pinkie thought, she was in deep shit now. Whatever it was, it must be pretty serious if anypony allowed Apple Jack near a bat for it.
"Tell me what it is that's so important before I open the door."
"We want you to be friends again."
"I'm going to be difficult for the sake of the plot and say 'no' even though with around 600 or so words I will say yes for nearly no reason whatsoever."
"What?"
"Never mind."
Twilight slumped herself against the wall and sighed. "Well, what are we going to do girls? she said no..."
Apple Jack held her bat higher than before. "Sunshine, with all due respect... you teleported into mah house to get me to be friends again and we broke Rarity's face as well."
"don't think i've forgotten that."
"Don't worry girls, I have a spell prepared for these sort of situations."
"what then? spit it out already!"
"I, too, would be very interested in what this spell is." everpony paused as Rarity said this. "Oh, almost forgot, my face still hurts."
Twilight stood up slightly and began speaking. "I think we should use a spell to teleport Spike over here and then he can use fire to burn the door down."
"Do you have any plans that don't involve arson?"
"Sorry! I am not used to being pushed into situations like this!"
"Ah for one think it was a brilliant idea."
"You would think that."
"And what in tarnation is that supposed to mean?
Twilight Sparkle stood promptly in-between the two mares. "Girls! We are trying to fix a friendship problem! Not create a new one!"
"Ah know that were trying to fix our friendship and the best way to do that is to burn someone's door down. Trust me."
"Oh for the love of Celestia..."
"See? even Rarity wants to burn Pinkie's door down."
"I said no you fucking idiot."
"That sounded like a yes to me!
Twilight looked slightly skeptical at first but eventually warmed up to the idea. "Ok then, lets try it."
"Why the buck do I hang around with you two..."
POOF
Spike appeared in a puff of smoke. Twilight ran over to him and practically shouted into his ear. "Spike, we need your help."
Spike answered promptly: "What with?"
"Burning down Pinkie Pie's door so we can trap her in a corner, act out of character for a second and then transfer to the next of our friends."
"WHAT!? NO!"
"Even the fucking dragon agrees with me, you half-wits."
"pleasepleasepleaseplease!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed while jumping up and down. "You are my #1 assistant after all."
"I am not burning down someponies door, I have principles."
"I will give you a ruby."
"Ok, fuck my principles, what do you need burning?"
"That door." Twilight Sparkle pointed for greater emphasis as she said this.
FWOSH
"I give up."
Apple jack smiled and raised a hoof into the air. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT RARITY!"
"on the bright side, my face is getting better."
Then spike started to hold his stomach and proceeded to throw up a letter.
My most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
I'm glad to see that your expanding your knowledge to the magic of doors but please just stick to friendship for now.
Sincerely, princess molestia ;)
Apple Jack charged into the house with her bat raised. "Pinkie, your coming out and there whether you want to or not!"
"I really, really, really think you shouldn't do that." replied a slightly desperate Pinkie Pie.
"too bad, i'm coming in anwa- OH SWEET CELESTIA WHAT WERE YOU DOING!?"
"I-I... can explain!"
Twilight stood at the bottom of the stairs impatiently. "Apple Jack! What's wrong? Do you want me to come up there?"
Apple Jack's bat was now rolling around the floor, next her jaw. "I need brain bleach."
"Apple Jack! Were coming up right now if you don't reply!"
Pinkie Pie just sat there, mortified. "H-How many ponies are here?"
Apple Jack replied after thinking for a second. "Well the cakes have came back home and are wondering what all the fuss is about... Twi and rares are also here... ah'm preety sure the foal-free press is nearby as well and-"
"The papers are here!?"
Rarity was the first to walk through the door. "I am going to walk straight back out and gouge out my eyeballs, see you in a bit." Twilight soon followed her. "OH FOR THE LOVE OF LUNA WHAT THE BUCK! YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME!"
Pinkie was going the deepest shade of red possible. "Please don't tell the cakes about this..."
SNAP
"I think the foal-free press are going to be taking of that... how about this though: we will make sure this doesn't reach your parents if you decide to help us."
"When I thought it couldn't get any worse, you decided to introduce blackmail."
Pinkie Pie started to get up as slowly as possible. "Fine..."
Twilight jumped into the air and yelled yay as loud as she could. "Now we only have two ponies left to get to be our friends again!"