Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Gotta Bitch'em All
Dear Ash Ketchum,
Hey there asshat. I became a princess in three years.
Say, how's that "Pokemon Master" life goal working out for you?
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dear Mr. Ketchum,
Please forgive our realm for that last letter. Princess Twilight's been drinking, and she discovered Spike's Inter-dimensional setting.
Cordially,
Princess Celestia of Equestria
Dear Ash,
Hey, can I ask you a question? Just how rare are those rare candies?
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Pinkie,
If you talk to an old man and then go swimming for some missing numbers, not rare at all.
-Ash