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// Flatulence by SeanofTheDead (*snorts*) 
// Story: Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab 
// by Foals Errand 
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by SeanofTheDead

Chrysalis and Twilight sped down the halls of Canterlot palace, flying for their lives. For behind them only a slow painful death awaited. Hot on their heels a very angry/gassy Princess Celestia flew screaming at them.

"How could you do this to me?! I am going to be the *flblbrt* laughing stock of the entire *flblblbrt* kingdom!"

Chrysalis only laughed at her misfortune, while Twilight attempted to mollify her.

"I am sooooo sorry Princess! I honestly didn't know that Chrysalis put THAT in the cake! If I had I would have told you, I swear!"

"I have no intention of *flbrt* harming you Twilight. Just slow down *flbrlbrlbbrrt* so we can talk," Celestia said with a manic gleam in her eye. *flbbbrt*

"I am sorry Princess, but I think that would harm me anyway. You see the smell is-"

With a wordless cry of rage (from both ends) she poured on the speed before suddenly shouting, "BATHROOM!!" and disappearing down a hall.

As they kept flying out the doors of the palace, Twilight scowled at Chrysalis.

"I am sorry dear but how was I supposed to know that changeling slime would have such a...violent, effect upon an alicorn?" Chrysalis asked sweetly.

"You are sleeping on the couch until I say otherwise." Twilight said still scowling at her lover.

" Awwww but Twilight....."