Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics

by Nonagon

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Nonagon won and Equestria was plunged into eternal fanfics

"Wait, you can't do this!" Nonagon protested, pointing desperately to the top of the page. "The title says I won! You can't-"

"Metafics suck," Twilight Sparkle said. Then she hit him with an explosion of rainbow light, blasting him away until he was nothing but a distant twinkle in the sky.