Author's Note
I put minimal effort into this fanfic, and would like to make it clear that this in no way reflects my serious works as a fanfiction writer. I started this off as a joke, and since people overall seemed to like it, I added more and more, making sure to include hefty amounts of internet memes and references. This is intended for everyone to get a good laugh, and take a step away from the more serious fanfics. Once again, please do not think less of me as a writer simply because of the silliness and crudeness of this fanfiction. Thank you for reading.
-Hodd