//------------------------------// // Cluck // Story: Ponies. Ruin. EVERYTHING! // by TDR //------------------------------// Ponies Ruin Everything! By TDR Cluck “What're we gonna do.” Applebloom whines smacking her head on the table in the clubhouse.” We've tried everything to get our cutie mark!!” Sweetiebelle sighs falling back onto the floor with a groan. “We've tried hang gliding, para sailing, snow flake making, dress making, comedy, pokemon mastery, volcano worship,macrame, calibrations, dragon slaying, NASCAR, assassination, treasure hunting, go carting, video game creation, rapier fighting, training dummy construction, training dummy breaking, brick laying, free form flying, swiping snacks from the kitchen, playing Princess Luna's video games, sarcasm detection, being noble ponies, being ambassadors to the Diamond Dog representatives, knowing what an ambassador is, trying to start an international incident, annoying Prince Blue Blood, the Caramell Dasen, listening to war stories, starting a fight between guards, cockfighting, being quiet, settling down, or not touching that, mystery solving, whatever Pinkie Pie does, pizza delivery,being a brown coat, being a red coat,being a MiB, escorting a dopy AI that sounds like Mr. Dinklage, self insertion fanfic writing, Mary Suing, tobogganing, not getting pounced by stuffed tigers,elephant racing, eating our body weight in jelly beans, base jumping, hole digging, structural integrity testing, runaway cart stopping, blue meth cooking, scale painting, interior design, crowd surfing, building inspection, catapult use, swashbuckling, piracy, tapestry swinging, hoof a cures, magic, anti magic, elder god summoning, spelunking, castle exploring, cooking toast, finding out jello is made of ponies, learning what a bog unicorn is, American Football, English Football, whatever that Mayan game was played with a severed head, T-virus manufacturing, bukkake, forklift operation, OSHA inspections, chain smoking, summoning our dark lord, soup naziing, free form rock climbing, interpretive dance, phoenix riding, phoenix bathing, phoenix capturing after it escaped, fire fighting, black smiting, armor repair, being a guard, curling, the Macarana, time travel, off season hearths warming decorating, wild gazebo wrangling, moat diving, moat monster wrestling, moat monster veterinary assistance, moat monster catching when it escaped, the flop, cabinet making,jack hammering, disco skating, 80's hair styling, and tennis.” The white unicorn lists. “Bock.” states ScootaBoo. “What was that ScootaBoo?” Applebloom looks up at her friend. A rather large white chicken with a brown head an tail stood in the center of the club house. A purple spiked wig sat on his head covering his waddle. He looks down at Applebloom curiously. “Bock Bock?” ScootaBoo questions. “Yes we tried doing the care bear stare as well.” Sweetiebelle sighs. “It's hopeless.” Applebloom smacks her head against the table again. “Bock Bock Bock!” ScootaBoo states. “Yeah we ken go ask Twilight! She might have some ideas we ken try.” Applebloom hops up excitedly running out the door followed by Sweetiebelle. ScootaBoo was about to follow when Pinkie Pie pops up from a loose floorboard shouting. “She's a chicken I tell you a giant chicken!!!” Pinkie blinks looking up at a frowning ScootaBoo. “ Oh wait am I too early with my line? “ “Pinkie pulls out a script and looks it over.” Oh okay I'm supposed to do that once you get into town okay, my bad.” *Theme music starts to play.* “Scootaboo whats the matter with you, you don't act like the other chickens do.” Scenes of the giant chicken dressed as other ponies, and one shot of a larch tree dressed as Fluttershy. “You wear a disguise to look in a pony guise, but your not ah filly your a Scootaboo....” =========================================== The text rips away and a very angry looking Scootaloo stands there staring at a small dark gray rabbit in front of a key board. “NO JUST NO THIS JOKE IS DONE TO DEATH I AM NOT A CHICKEN YOU STUPID RABBIT!” Scootaloo screams balling up the torn script and bouncing it off the rabbits head before storming off in a huff.