"Ma'am," the doctor said, "I just need you to breath in the laughing-gas, okay? Your kid does not want to come out." Fluttershy shakily nodded. She felt plastic being put over her muzzle. The gas... made Fluttershy want to giggle, so she did. After a few minutes, she fell asleep from her giggle-fit, no longer knowing what the doctors were doing.
"Okay, ponies! We need to perform an emergency birth."
"Doc, are you sure we should?"
"We're just gonna sow her womb up after anyways."
"Alright." The doctors and nurses set to work.
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Discord had woken up from a horrible dream showing...
Fluttershy's body laid on the ground, unconscious. Discord dived down quickly.
"Fluttershy..? Shy-shy, answer me! No... no, no, no," Discord whispered holding Fluttershy's body. She had no heartbeat. Her stomach was bloody, and near where her stomach was on the ground, was a blurry image the size... of a foal. Discord carefully picked up the blurry image. No heartbeat. Discord began to cry.
The mirror appeared, and the draconequas looked at Discord and smirked, "See what happens when you don't control chaos? Chaos happens around you."
"Leave me alone, you mother-bucker," Discord snarled. "You killed my wife and my baby... Haven't you caused enough damage!?"
The mirror disappeared. The mirror draconequas' voice echoed throughout the landscape, "Chaos can never cause enough damage. Which is why you did this..."
Discord was panting and sweating, sitting up on the hospital lobby chairs. He began shaking and sobbing.
"Shy-shy... please be alright," he whispered. He fell asleep after maybe an hour. Tears covered the lobby chairs he was lying on.
"Discord, lord of chaos," a nurse announced, "Mrs. Fluttershy is ready to see you. Please, follow me." The nurse trotted away with Discord in pursuit. The nurse went to the last door at the end of the hallway. "Fluttershy? Are you ready for a visitor?"
"Yes, please," she heard Fluttershy whispered. The nurse nodded at Discord as she opened the door. Discord walked in and saw no baby. No cradle.
"Shy-shy," Discord asked, "where's the baby?" Fluttershy smiled.
"Dissy," Fluttershy responded, "you know the doctors take the baby at first."
"Shy-shy, what's wrong?" She continued smiling gently.
"Dissy?"
"Yes..?"
"I had twins..." Discord's jaw dropped to the floor.
"Wh-what?"
"One boy, on girl. Discord, aren't you happy?"
"I-I don't know..."
"Mrs. Fluttershy," asked a voice across the door, "may we come in?"
"Yes, you may," Fluttershy said. A nurse came in pushing a wheeled-cradle holding two babies. One was wrapped in a blue blanket, the other wrapped in pink. The doctor stood in the doorway.
"Would you like to hold them," asked the nurse, "Mrs. Fluttershy and Mr. Discord?"
"Yes, please. Each respective gender," Fluttershy replied. The nurse nodded and picked up the baby boy. She nudged Discord. Discord looked at baby the nurse was holding, and he gingerly picked him up and cradled him. He was a creamy-coffee brown unicorn with a pink mane and his tail was peeking out the bottom of the blanket. His mane and tail had thin streaks of hot pink. He yawned revealing... tiny fangs?!!??
"Shy-shy-iiiiiiiiiiiii," Discord said with panick rising in his voice, but Fluttershy was busy with her other baby. She was a light, light, light yellow, almost white. Her hair was a dark brown with a fat, white streak. You couldn't see her tail peeking out of the blanket. But Fluttershy's favorite part were her baby's horns. One was a light blue antler, and the other was a brownish yellow goat horn. Fluttershy giggled.
"Dissy," Fluttershy giggled, "Dissy, look at her horns!" Discord walked over and looked. He slapped his hand over his mouth, trying not to laugh and wake them. Her horns were the opposite of Discord's!
"Mrs. Fluttershy," the doctor asked, "I have to ask you if you want to stay until tomorrow or for two more days?"
"Tomorrow, please," Fluttershy replied. The doctor nodded.
"See you tomorrow, Mrs. Fluttershy." He left, but he kept the door open for Discord. Discord looked at his wife. He put the baby in her other hoof. Then he leaned over, and they kissed.
"Bye, Shy-shy. I love you..."
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The next day, Discord came back to the hospital to pick up Fluttershy. Discord carried the baby boy, and Fluttershy carried the baby girl. For some reason, they were bawling their heads off. For the girl, quite literally. Her head was coming off. Discord and Fluttershy switched babies, since Discord had more experience with chaotic powers. They were still bawling. Finally, Discord put Fluttershy in a wheelchair, and he gave her the baby girl. Silence.
"Well, now we know not to separate them," Discord joked.
"Um, yeah," replied a very tired Fluttershy. She had been feeding all night. When one baby wasn't feeding, the other was. And the weird thing was, as soon as one stopped, the other was hungry. It was like they were on shifts or something. Suddenly, the girl began blubbering and whimpering, signaling that she was hungry again. Fluttershy sighed.
"Disarray," Discord asked.
Fluttershy nodded, "Disarray it is." Louder whimpers. "I know, I know..."
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By the time they got to the cottage, Fluttershy had fed three times. Twice for Disarray, and once for the boy. He had opened his eyes for the first time. One was teal like his mother's eyes, but the other was only teal, no pupil. Discord had told Fluttershy about his fangs, so they had decided on "Teal Fang" for a name. So Teal Fang was chill in' out. They stopped at the bridge to see Swap running/waddling quickly with Mix-Up angrily chasing him. Just a normal day.
"Dissy," Fluttershy whispered more quietly then usual, "we haven't seen Pinkie today." Discord nodded in understanding and left Fluttershy at the bridge, going to the door. He grabbed the doorknob and flung the door open while leaping to the side.
"SURPRISE," yelled Pinkie as confetti flew out the door. She had a party-favor in her mouth and was wearing a party hat. "Where's Discord?"
"Over here," Discord replied, waving his claw at everypony: Pinkie Pie, Spike, Rarity, Fancy Pants, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, BlueBlood, and Twilight Sparkle.
"You had a unicorn," exclaimed Twilight, "Squee! I'll get to have a student!" Then she was lost in endless thought. BlueBlood put his hoof on her shoulder, bring her out of "The Twilight Zone." That's when Fluttershy noticed the platinum ring hanging around Twilight's neck by purple thread. It was had no specific design, and it had a amethyst with two small diamonds beside it.
"Oh, Twilight," Fluttershy said, "it's beautiful... When's the wedding?"
"Hopefully in two months," beamed Twilight. Then Disarray woke up, opening her eyes for the first time. They were normal pony eyes with a red pupil, but a yellow background. (I don't actually know what it is called. Or if it's the pupil or cornia.)
A yellow and pink... creature that smelled like mommy was holding her. A similar creature that smelled like her brother was next to her. That's when Disarray noticed a strange (cozy) pink thing wrapped around her. She squirmed a bit in attempt to be released. Stupid thing! How dare it hold her, the daughter of chaos. Disarray paused. What's "chaos?" She continued her fight with the pink contraption. Disarray then began growling and biting teething on the contraption. Everypony laughed, giggled, or chuckled.
"Fluttershy," Rarity giggled, "I think she wants to be let out." Harder laughter. Disarray continued her battle, now snarling.
Stupid contraption! She would get out, no matter what! Disarray snarled again. She wish the contraption would disappear!! *ZA-PLING* Her blanket disappeared, revealing her body. (You already know her head.) Her body was brown like Discord's, but not as long as it would've been as a baby. She had a left yellow pegasus' wing and a right dragonfly's wing. She had a leapord's tail, a reptile's back right leg, a cow's back left leg, a fox's front right leg, and a pony's front left leg. She was a draconaquus.
"Daddy's girl," Discord said. He crossed his arms proudly. Disarray then climbed up her mother, and she curled up on her mother's head. She yawned from being asleep so long and lazily sat there. Teal Fang, noticing his sister removing the cozy thing, wanted to as well. Suddenly, his horn lit up, and the blanket disappeared. He had a normal pony body. Oh, yeah. Except for his bat-wings!
"Huh," Rainbow said, "you have an alicorn, Flutters!" Fluttershy just nodded. A bat alicorn. I wonder if he'll like apples... Then, the Royal Sisters dropped from the sky.
"We sensed an ascension, yesterday," announced Moon-Butt Luna. Pinkie giggled at what Discord did to the story. "...but we now see the alicorn is in good hooves."
"Um, sister," Celestia said, "you may want to look up." Luna looked up. Her eyes widen.
"Y-you," Luna stuttered, "gave birth to a draconaquus?" Fluttershy meekly nodded.
"Thank you, everypony," Discord said (like a TV announcer), "for meeting 'The Chaos Family!' Goodnight!"
"Um, Dissy," Fluttershy said, "it's the afternoon."
"Goodbye," Discord corrected.
And remember to leave a comment on how awesome I am! Great!! Now I have to worry about Pinkie Pie and Discord breaking the forth wall!!?!