//------------------------------// // Round #1 // Story: School Days // by GodOfBBQ //------------------------------// It was a bright, somewhat peaceful afternoon. Celestia's sun was shining in all it's glory, the birds were chirping their song, the little foals played in the fields. And two class room enemies stared each other down at two different ends of a dirt path. Cursing to one another, saying offensive and what some would say, "Overly Racist" things to one another. "Beaner" Stated a light pink young mare. "Cracker" Replied the black as night young unicorn stallion "So Chili Choker. How do you want to end this? With a peaceful and organized name call. Or a fight?" Diamond Tiara said smugly. "A-Are you serious you Blue Eyed Devil? You're really considering a fight? I'm sorry Bleach Filly, but I don't fight girls." "Just because I'm a girl, that doesn't mean I can't put a Wetback in his place. Whether it takes name calling, or violence." "What are you gonna do huh? You gonna have your "Butler" come and fight for you?" Dark asked sounding cocky and condescending. "No you stupid Border Hopper, I'm going to fight you if it comes to that. Not like it will, you'll be too busy crying to your "Madre" when it comes to fighting." The rich earthpony replied acting as if she already one the incoming battle. "Well, well Pig Fucker. If you can fight, then lets see what you can do eh? It's too bad, that tiara looked very expensive. Too bad I'm gonna have to dent it, and shove it up your dry pussy!" Dark replied, mimicking the same confident smirk Diamond wore. Diamond let out a surprised and offended gasp as she registered what the dark colored unicorn stated. "You. Take. That. Back. NOW!" She demanded. "If you said you can fight bruja! Then I'll take it back. If you can kick my ass, then I'll take it back!" Dark was about to continue but with a sudden feminine grunt, he found himself on his back with Diamond landing hooves into his chest and muzzle. With a grunt of his own, he lifted her off of his chest and quickly sprung up from the ground. Diamond now without her tiara stared directly into Dark's eyes with anger and frustration. "Well!? Aren't you gonna hit me now?" The filly asked. "What? No! That's not how you fight! You don't take turns! Also, I'm not going to hit a girl!" "SEXIST!" Diamond exclaimed. "Am not!" Dark replied. "Then if you thought of me as a real pony, then you would hit me!" With another swift motion, Diamond swung her left hoof at Dark's muzzle making his head and half his body turn to the left. With a wipe of his muzzle, he looked back to Diamond is surprise but then sudden anger. "Ooh! It is on now Horseface!" With a swift motion of his own, Dark swung a left hook to the young mare's muzzle knocking her to the ground. Dark was about to go for the kill blow and put the rich mare in a sleeper hold but interrupted by quiet whimpering and crying. "H-hey, are you crying?" Dark asked, sounding more concerned than he was hoping for. As he got closer, the filly sprang up and uppercut Dark right in the chin. "Fucking learn to hit you pussy!" Diamond wiped some blood off her muzzle and simply shook it off of her hoof. With some grunts and moans of pain, Dark shot back up and stared at Diamond in surprise. "What the fuck? What are you? Some kind of masochist? You bruja!" Dark exclaimed as he pointed but was instantly cut off by Diamond try to push him down but he stopped her hooves in mid push. Both ponies stood on hind legs balancing on each other's push. With angry faces, hard grunting and breathing they stayed like that until Dark saw something out of his squinting eyes. Diamond's face getting closer to his. Before he could understand what was happening, he felt the young mare's soft lips touch his. Before he could get lost in the bliss, his strength doubled over and he was able to push her down. Falling back to his hooves he began to frantically move his head back and forth. "What the fuck was that!? Why'd you kiss me!?" Diamond shouted, making sure to get her confused and angry point across. "What!? I never kissed you! You kissed me! Ooh You're so weird!" "Oh come on! It's obvious you wanted to kiss me ever since we met!" Diamond argued. "Ew! No fuck you! Never had I once wanted to kiss you!" Dark replied. As he ended his reply, he saw Diamond begin to slowly walk towards him with more peaceful and hypnotized eyes. "The fuck!? No get away from me!" Dark yelled swiftly uppercutting Diamond in the jaw knocking her to the ground. Her eyes were dazed and she was obviously knocked out from the hit. Dark not being able to handle anymore awkward fighting and sudden kissing ran off towards his home. Not before picking up Diamond's trademark tiara and putting it in his bags. "This would make a pretty bit." With that he placed the tiara in his bags and ran off from the dirt road. Leaving the unconscious body of Diamond Tiara in the middle of said road. ~***~ Diamond was lifted from her slumber with water being spilled on her face. She quickly lifted her head to see an overweight blue stallion with thick black glasses looking very energetic. "Are you OK miss? I was just doing the dishes when I saw you... FROM MY SHED DOWN BY THE RIVER!" With a scream, Diamond quickly shot up and ran off towards the town square. After some long minutes of running she finally came to a stop when she reached Sugar Cube Corner, leaning against a light post and taking in as much breath as her tired lungs would let her, she said. "Just *huff* you wait *huff* Dark Humor! I will *huff* get you!" After a short time of breathing, Diamond suddenly realized something. "Was that guy the motivational speaker from school?" She paused and thought to herself. She scratched her head to find that her trademark tiara was gone. "AND WHERE'S MY TIARA!!??"