Chapter 1.7: Sexy Suit Just imagine that the Gala is before the Nightmare night. Lolkbuy.
As I walked out of the Rarity's shop, I trotted down the dirt path to Twilight's. The decaying trees and brisk air felt weird. My first Gala and Nightmare night is coming up. I went down my path and ended up staring down the old, oak tree that is my home. I walked in sighed a breath of relief.
"Twi! I'm home!"
No answer.
"I have books!"
Still no answer.
"Princess Luna is making you the new queen of Equestria!"
Not a single word was given.
Prob doing something productive...
I looked around and realized how fucking boring this place is. I looked at all the books and sighed again. Not like the books would change. That's when I noticed something odd. A book was sticking out. I went over to it and examined it.
How to Hide Secrets; By Hidden Hoof
Odd, never seen this book... I examined it and took it out of the shelf with my magic. I plopped it in front of me and started to read... if there was any words in it. The book was blanker than a naked baby and this book was thick! I walked over to the spot I had found it and there lied behind it, a secret button.
JACKPOT!
I pressed that sucka in and out popped another book, titled Diary... diary... HOLY SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS I FOUND THE DA VINCE CODE!!!
I held it up and started to read its contents.
Day 1-
Wait wait wait wait wait... why am I doing this? This is Twilight's diary! I can't just read it!
But think of the WONDERS you can find in it!
Shut the fuck up brain. I have to put this back!
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Day 1:
Princess Celestia told me to get a diary, but I thought it was stupid! She told me it's what other filly's do and this is taking away from my studies! If anything this is a waste of time and will prove no point in anything! I will trash this the second Celestia forgets about it.
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"Twilight's a fucking dick..."
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Day 2:
I forgot she can read minds.
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Lolwut. Ok lets see. Crap, crap, crap, mare junk, time skip, parents, guy that Twilight dated, som- WHAT!!!
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Day 567:
I met a cute stallion by the name of Spit Shine. Not a very nice name but he can clean anything up, and I mean anything. I think i'm in love.
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omfg...
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Day 574:
He blew it. He... He took me to a nice restaurant and then took me on top Hillcrest mountain and he... he touched me.
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I put the book down, just in time to see Twilight staring at me in horror. Damn you brain
I did nothing! Well Twi looks really pissed... I got to do homework, bye!
"You don't even get homework, cheap bastard!!!"
"I... I... OUT!!!"
I felt myself pushed through the door and on the streets. I skid across the dirt path till coming to a stop near Suger Cube Corner. All of a sudden Pinkie Pie bursts through the doors with a shocked look on her face
"OMG DID TWILIGHT DO THAT? THAT LOOKED LIKE FUN I WONDER HOW I WOULD DO THAT HEY I KNOW WHY DONT YOU SLING ME BUT THEN I MIGHT GET HURT I KNOW YOU CAN JUST MAGIC UP SOME BUBBLE BUT THAT WOULDTAKETHEFUNOUTOFEVERYTHINGANDNOTBEASCOOLBUTYOUUNDERSTANDRIGHT?"
"What?"
"UGH! SLING ME!"
I gulped a bit, "First that sounds sexual and second no. I need to talk to Twilight."
I got up and started to walk back to the house, coming up with a plan. DAMN YOU BRAIN! I peered in and saw nothing. She turned off the lights... or I slammed my face into the door so hard that I went through it. Need to concentrate more. I backed up, trying to get the door off my neck, but it was stuck. IDEA! I pulled back as hard as possible and the door came straight off. I walked it, peering through the darkne- you know what... fuck this door. I got on my back and pushed the door off using my legs. Have I gotten... naw, too fat.
I peeked upstairs to see Twilight in bed, sobbing silently. I sighed and went to her side. I walked along the bed and came to her side, seeing her eyes peer into me as if she was scared. Not at the book but by something else. I kissed her on the forehead.
"I'm sorry Twilight. I just-"
"Don't."
Great, I was never good at these situations. "Please Twilight... I just-"
"Just... leave me. You're not in trouble. I forgive you. It's something else."
Interruption much? "Tell me whats wrong." I sneaked into the bed sheets, wrapping my body around hers. I laid my head on her shoulders. "Please."
"... Since you've read my diary, you should know about Spit Shine."
I responded by giving her a kiss on the cheek.
"I think hes back in town." She shunned her face away from mine and hid in the pillows.
"I won't let him touch you, I promise."
She came out, mortally terrified. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TO ME? HE... HE... seeing you with that book, I remembered all the bad he did to me. I think the book will teach you." She handed over the book to me. I grabbed it and rolled away. With my magic I held it up and flipped to the right page.
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Day 576:
He came back. Back into my house. I was sleeping, in my home, and he came. He came and pinned me down...
-tear- -tear-
He raped m-
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Fuck. No.
"FUCK NO!!!"
Twilight hid back into her pillows, but I got back up. "Twilight... where did you see him."
"At the market."
I nodded and teleported.
~~~~~~~ Twilight POV
I saw him teleport to Shine, knowing he won't find him.
"Good Twilight... now that we are all alone, we can have some fun."
I turned to the closet door. "Why..."
"Well... that bomb I told you about," He walked out of the closet, "I lied."
He leaped on me, pinning me down, forcing me back.
"Just like old times, eh?"
Spit Shine.
"I just came back to let you remember all those fun times we had together!" He smiled and looked back at me. "But still, it was fun taking your virginity."
I almost screamed but held back my mouth.
"You see this device," He held up a collar. "It's a shock collar! This thing has just enough juice to get rid of the third wheel... or baby..."
"No..."
"Yes, I made this! Now, I will be watching you. You speak one word about me, and I push the button. You don't have to worry about your body, worry about the 'other'." He clamped the black collar to my neck. "Also, it was a mic in it. I can hear everything you say, just more reasons to not... well, you get the point. Have a nice day!" He got up and opened the window. "You know, you didn't have to leave cantorlot to get away from me."
He jumped out of the window.
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Editors note,
Short, i'll note that. Its this or nothing. Took me 2 weeks to make this and damnit i've procrastinated like FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK. Writers block and Minecraft for xbox!