Wolf woke to the sun hitting him directly in the eyes and throwing the covers back over him. The princesses had asked Wolf to stay the night and have breakfast with them and Wolf had tried to decline but Blueblood accepted for him by throwing Wolf out of the room and yelling out he would be there at seven. Not the most discreet way of accepting an invitation but Wolf had something worse in mind for declining. Now here he was lying in a super comfy bed covered by silk blankets and a set of hooves caressing his back.
“Wait….WHAT?!” scream Wolf as he jumped out of bed and on to the floor. Turning to the bed he saw not one, but two maids sleeping on the bed with very contempt smiles on their faces.
“Good at least it’s not a dude this time.” Wolf said smiling while heading toward the bathroom to get clean.
30 MINUTES LATER
Wolf stepped out of the shower with a bright pink towel draped around his neck shaking his mane dry; looking around he saw that the two maids were still out and that the sun had only raised a bit since his shower. Throwing the towel to the ground opening the door to see two guards standing at his door with one of their hoofs raised about to knock. The door opened wider and the guards had a full scene of the room and saw to wolf delight the two mares on his bed fast asleep.
“What do you to want?” Wolf said trying to hold back his smugness.
Both guards were slacked jawed as the one lowered his hoof back to the ground.
“Hello?”
Both guards shook their heads looked lower to see the disfigured colt and both reeling back a bit.
“Ummm, we came to bring Wolf to breakfast. Do you know where he is young colt?”
“You totally just missed him he went that way” Wolf said pointing to the left down the hall.
“Thank you for the help.” The guard said before leaving with the other guard.
“Wow they let anyone in.” wolf said shaking his head and walking out of the room while closing the door behind him.
30 minutes later
Wolf arrived to the dining room after walking around the castle about a dozen times passing by a door that said dining room about six times.
Cursing his stupidity Wolf pushed open the door and looked through to see that Blueblood was the only one at the table. Walking in Wolf went to the table and chose the seat opposite of Blueblood which was facing toward the door
“Morning ugly” Blueblood said casually taking a sip of something from a tea cup.
“Morning harpy” Wolf growled back
After the greeting to each other Wolf looked around the table to see that there was eight extra places were plates and silverware were set down. He looked to see that there was no food on the table as well.
“We were expecting someone?” Wolf said with eye brow raised
“Yes we are. You and I of course,” Blueblood said smiling “Then there is the Princess of Equestria along with the elements of Harmony; the extra I don’t know.”
Wolf tried to remember who these elements were but could not remember their names at all so Wolf just nodded his head and proceed to wait for the others.
And waited
And waited
And waited
Half a hour later
“This is boring” Wolf said out loud throwing his hooves on to the table clattering the plate in front of him.
“You’re telling me.” Blueblood concluded.
At that moment the dining room doors opened fully to reveal the waited arrived of the rest of the Breakfast occupants. Wolf noticed the two
Princesses first who were walking in front of the other six occupants. There was a White unicorn that had a mane that wolf had only seen worn by the snooty ponies that roamed around Canterlot, but wolf could see that she did not hold that type of arrogance as the others did. The white unicorn was speaking to a blue Pegasus who he could not help but snicker from here rainbow colored hair. Luckily he did not notice and he was able to calm himself before she noticed. An orange colored earth pony with blond hair wearing a Stetson was listening to what a purple unicorn with pink highlights running in her hair. Both Princesses were speaking to the purple one and both with a look of uncertainty. “Wait, where is the sixth one?” Wolf said silently to himself looking to the group that arrived not noticing the two that were already at the table.
All of the sudden Wolfs line of sight was full of pink, blue eyes and lots of teeth.
“HOLY SHIT!” he screamed before falling out of his chair.
“Hey you shouldn't be saying that you know? But whatever; my name is Pinkie Pie and I like parties and I like cake. Do you like Chocolate cake or vanilla cake? Personally I like Rainbow cake because you never know what type of flavor you will get. Sometimes you get chocolate and then sometimes toenails. But toenails are really bad so I stopped putting them in my cake. Wow that a lot of scars on your body were did you get them? Was someone a big meanie pants that did this to you? Was it the same person that gave you that big hole in your face because it looks kind of gross and…”
The pony just kept talking and talking; cutting of strings of what was left of Wolf's sanity. He finally calmed down to hear what she was asking about and he closed his eye concentrating on positive thoughts.
‘Calm down Wolf. She is only a girl who must be criminally insane and the princess are just doing this to keep up appearances to the populace that there caring pones.’ He opened his eye only to close it again ‘I really hate the color pink.’
“Did you get them from a loved one?”
The entire room went silent as that question was asked. The Pink pony stood there with a big smile that covered her entire face while staring at the foal that was sitting on the ground with his eyes closed.
What felt like hours one of the colts eyes slowly opened revealing the horror that lay underneath. His eye was pitch black like the abyss that lies beyond the void; darkness so black that it sent a shiver up Pinkies mane deflating it with a poof. Pinkie fell on her hind legs staring at him with mouth slowly opening in horror.
“Do you really want to know?”
“N-n-n- no.” Pinkie stuttered fearfully
“Good. Now go away.”
Pinkie ran so fast back to her friends that she left a cloud of dust that looking strangle like here in her place, but one quick look from wolf sent even that running. The room was deathly quite as Wolf closed his eye then opening both to show that both looked completely normal and not something that came from the abyss.
Blueblood stayed in his seat staring at the seen unfold before him with a neutral expression until the Pinkie went back to her friends. Once she returned he could not hold back a snicker which turned into full blown laughter. Laughing so hard he fell out of his seat while Wolf got his seat back up and sat down on it giving his friend a grimace.
Once Blueblood got control of himself he got back up from the floor to look over at his friend with a smile. “Thought no one could get past you?”
“Buck off you wanker” Wolf replied coldly.
“Rainbow Dash!”
All of the sudden the blue Pegasus landed on the table crushing some of the plates and spilling over the drinks.
“Who do you think you are scaring Pinkie Pie like that!?! I have half a mind to break your face in foal!”
“OK, let me stop you right there you wanna be lesbian.” Wolf said loudly with a smile.
The room went silent as Wolf finished that statement. The crickets in the room went off at that moment sensing the tension in the room. A fire little inside the Blue Pegasus eyes before she spoke again. “What did you say foal!?”
“I may act like a child, having the form of a child , and sometimes revert back to my child like mind but if you ever, ever call me foal again I will personally find a way to rip off your wings in the most painful and slowest way possible.” He respond back with his eye twitching
Rainbow snarled and took a step forward.
“It’s true.” Blueblood said getting the attention of everyone in the room “I have seen him do things that would make the fur on your back to stand on end and to puke your stomach up.” he said giving a small smile to Rainbow.
“Well then, I guess we should all meet together.” A voice behind Blueblood said.
Looking toward the door everyone saw to their surprise (except for two princesses) Prince Shining Armor.