"I love you," Rainbow Dash told Twilight, "You're my sweet munchkins, my app- twilight pie, my radiant, beautiful, stunning, cool marefriend. I love you more than anything in the world." Twilight's reply was a bemused look. Sure, they were in bed together, with Twilight on top of Rainbow. They were all alone, with just each other - but Rainbow was never this sappy. It was completely ridiculous on every level. "You're my sexy-wexy libraian, my hot mistress, my radical mare in the bedroom, you're my coolest of cool ponies. Twi, you're even cooler than me and I love you so much." Rainbow continued, then she reached up and brought Twilight into a sloppy kiss.
"Rainbow Dash," Twilight began sternly.
"Yes, my cuddly-wuddly, cutie-wutie, nerdy-werdy mare?" Rainbow replied obliviously. She smiled at Twi, batting her eyelids like Rarity when she wants to seduce a stallion.
"How much have you had to drink tonight?"
"My hot, sexy, buckable-"
"Answer me, Rainbow," Twilight interrupted.
"You're such a spoily-woily sport," Rainbow whined. Upon seeing Twilight's face, Rainbow quickly replied. "One, two, three, four... Four drinks!" she said triumphantly.
"Only four?" Twilight inquired.
"That I remember, miss uptighty-whity Twilighty."
Twilight just sighed. She disentangled herself from Rainbow Dash and lay her down in the bed with her.
"Go to sleep, Rainbow Dash."
Rainbow Dash moaned and rolled over. Twilight settled into bed with a happy smile.
Who knew Rainbow Dash was a lightweight, and a cuddly, sappy drunk?