"Tinsel, my friend, did you know Hearth's Warm was a day to be feared?"
"A day to be feared? Cupid, how can you be so mis-steered?"
"I am not mis-steered, Tinsel. Look there!"
"Look there? I don't know where..."
"Upon the hill into the castle, where the royals are inside!"
"All the way in there? What a hassle..."
Together they flew, majestic and swift, to see what would make Cupid declare such a thing. Into the window and around the walls, inside Canterlot castle, they did find them all. Mares and stallions alike, all dressed in classy garbs, and three special ponies standing before the mass. One was Celestia, Princess of Day, the other was Luna, Ruler of Night. Yet between the two was a shamed young stallion, head hung low and eyes cast away.
"My nephew would like to say something to all of you, wouldn't you?" Celestia shot a deathly glare to her estranged nephew Blueblood, making him flinch.
The entire staff of Canterlot castle waited calmly for the 'dear prince' to say what it is his aunts were making him go through.
By: Prince Blueblood (coerced by: Celestia and Luna)
Performed by: Prince Blueblood
I fired my cook when my food was cold;
Somepony snitched on me.
I made a joke about Celestia being old;
Somepony snitched on me.
I splashed a pretty mare with cake;
I told a cleaner to jump in a lake;
Told Fler De Lis her brooch looked fake;
Somepony snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Hearth's Warming
Tia and Luna are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Hearth's Warming
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I spilled some ink on a royal decree;
Somepony snitched on me.
I yelled at a mare when she brought the wrong tea;
Somepony snitched on me.
I refused to pay for a brand new hat;
I forgot to feed the cat;
Asked if Princess Luna looked fat;
Somepony snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Hearth's Warming
Tia and Luna are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Hearth's Warming
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Hooves;
Somepony snitched on me.
Not until my attitude improves
Somepony snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somepony snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Hearth's Warming.
"Oh, indeed you were right, Cupid my friend. Hearth's Warming is scary."
"Would you ever tell on me, Tinsel? On this holiday so merry?"
"N-Never would I, Cupid! I swear on my soul."
"Heh-heh. I know you wouldn't, you silly little foal."