The Shopping List

by Vanilla Mocha


"No Problem!"

"Hey, Vanilla!" I heard Pixie's faint voice in the distance.

"Did you get the Banana Boat?" I asked, hoping that the lemonade would be the only thing left.

"Sure. Here you go!" Pixie Stick replied, handing hoofing me the sunscreen.

"Thanks, Pixie!" I was so excited. All I need is the lemonade, then I'll be back to my Canterlot vacation!, I reminded myself.

"No problem!" The stallion said.

I paid him for the sunscreen, then he trotted back down the alley. Then, I heard a flush.

Iron Will came walking out.

"How can Iron Will help you today?" Iron Will asked me.

"Look, I have some bananas. You said you'd make me banana lemonade if I got these. Here." I sat them on the booth.

"Okie-dokie. Let Iron Will start the magical lemonade process." The bull said, turning on his blender.


The banana lemonade was done.

"How much do I owe you?" I asked him.

"Bit." Iron Will replied.

"How many bits?" I asked, feeling confused.

"This much." Iron Will flapped his ears up against his head.

This is crazy! I'm going to be crazy before today's over!, I thought. "Fine. Two ears, two bits. Are you satisfied?"

"No. Two ear, one head. Two plus one is seven. Seven bits." Iron Will argued.

"That makes no sense!" I said back.

"One head is a combination of other number! One head mean two eye, two nostril, one mouth. So therefore, one head is five. Five plus two is seven. So, you owe me seven bit." Iron Will said.

"What?! But that-"

"Do you want your lemonade?" Iron Will asked me.

"Ugh! Fine! Here's your seven bits!" I said, putting the rest on the booth. I used my yellow magic aura, and took the lemonade with me.

"Have a nice day!" Iron Will said, waving. I could hear Donut Joe laughing.


Finally! I have the banana lemonade, banana jello, Banana Boat, banana swirl, banana muffins, and the banana bread!, I thought to myself. Now, to give these to Princess Celestia! Then, I'll be done.