Generously donated by a fan of most everything, here is a replica of the special edition card that Wizards of the Coast made for this issue in the original collection!
Relic Infection 2BB
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant artifact
Enchanted artifact has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life."
As long as enchanted artifact is an Equipment, it has "Equipped creature gets -2/-2."
"Life is not a prerequisite of disease."—Horse Cough