//------------------------------// // Pinkie is sometimes annoying // Story: A Shimmering Dazzle // by isuckdotcom //------------------------------// The last day of school. Finally it had passed. It was June 8th, the day after school ended. Rainbow Dash awoke from her comfortable bed and raced downstairs in her pajamas. Her dad was sitting in the living room, watching football. Her mom was in the kitchen, cleaning up dishes. "Rainbow! How did you sleep last night?" Her mom asked as she approached the kitchen counter. "Great, mom. What's for breakfast?" Rainbow replied. "I haven't made anything. Why don't you go ahead and get yourself some cereal?" "Sure, why not." Rainbow thought. She reached into the pantry and grabbed a box of fruit loops. She poured it in a bowl along with milk and sat down at the dining table. She peered past the corner and watched the T.V. as she ate. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. She brought her bowl of cereal with her to the door and answered it. "Hey Rainbow! We have an extreme emergency and we need you now!" Pinkie Pie yelled. The pink haired girl was still wearing her pajamas, a pink frilly tank top and matching shorts. She dragged Rainbow out the door and raced across the street holding her arm. Rainbow spilled her cereal everywhere. She didn't mind, this happened often. As they went inside Pinkie's house, she saw her other friends, those of which Twilight called "The Hair 5". "Pinkie, what is this all about?" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, cleaning milk and fruit loops off her shirt and rainbow hair. She examined the room. Fluttershy was falling asleep on the floor holding a stuffed bunny, Rarity has curlers tangled up in her hair, and Applejack was the only one wearing actual clothes. "Twilight and Sunset have been KIDNAPPED!!!" Pinkie cried. "Calm down, dear. I'm sure it's fine." Rarity replied. "Ya'll are sure she's gone? Ah swear ah saw 'er last night." Applejack said. "Absolutely posi-toovly!!!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Okay, CHILL Pinkie. If they were kidnapped, who could've POSSIBLY done it?!" Rainbow asked. Pinkie twitched nervously. "The...t-the..." "OH, SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!" Rainbow yelled. "THE DAZZLINGS! Poofy hair, Taco girl, and purple hair did it!" All of them gasped, and Applejack did a spit-take with the cider she was drinking. The cider landed on Fluttershy's messy bed head. "Um...excuse me, Applejack...you kind of spit all over me..." "OH! Ah'm mighty sorry, sugarcube." "That's okay..." "BACK TO THE POINT!" Pinkie yelled. "I've gathered all of you here to help me find them. Along with the mane five!" "The what?" Everyone asked. "FOLLOW ME TO CHS!" Pinkie dragged everyone out and ran to the high school. They ended up right underneath the horse statue in the front of the building. "Why are we here by the portal? I'm awfully tired of you dragging us places." Rarity panted. "This one last time, kay? We have to get their help." Pinkie said. "You aren't acting your usual self...have you had sugar today yet?" Rainbow asked. Pinkie sighed and shook her head. She dragged them through the portal. "PINKIE, NOOOO!" They all screamed as they transformed. "So what yer sayin is, you girls need our help to rescue our Twilight and Sunset Shimmer in the...human world?" Pony AJ asked. "Yep!" Human AJ replied. "Hop on through!" Human Pinkie said. "Wait, before we go, we have to give the pony us nicknames so the author doesn't have to say which one of us is talking." "Stop breaking the fourth wall, Pinkie." Human Dash said. "Okie dokie loki!" Human Pinkie agreed. She began to name the pony versions of themselves. "Trusty-kick, Uncommon, Spectrum Sprint, Pinky Cake, and Timidity!" "Pinkie knows too many words. She must go." Rainbow Dash said in a dark tone. "Wait, what?" "LET'S GO GUYS COME ON!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, ignoring Rainbow's comment. They stepped through the portal.