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// 301. Pokemon by Donraj 
// Story: The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab 
// by Fuzzyfurvert 
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by Donraj


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"B.B.B.F.F., I chose you!"

Shining Armor appeared, looking startled and confused. He caught sight of his sister and former monarch standing on opposite sides of one of the Guard's combat magic training circles. The latter was standing behind a huge three-headed dog. It probably said something about Shining Armor's life that seeing his sister made the whole scenario a lot less confusing and a lot more frightening.

"Twily?" he said hesitantly. "What's going on?"

Both princesses ignored him. Celestia shouted, "Cerberus, use Body Slam!"

The monster dog leapt up and forward in an arc that would bring its massive bulk crashing squarely onto Shining Armor's head. He stared in stupification for a second before his sister's voice brought him back to his senses.

"B.B.B.F.F., use Force Field!"

Shield spell. Right. Shining Armor charged up his horn and a dome of purple light sprang up over and around him. The monster belly flopped onto it with a massive impact that shook the dueling circle. When the dust cleared Shining Armor looked up to see the thing hanging there half on the shield and half on the ground. He breathed a sigh of relief and wondered what he should do next.

"B.B.B.F.F, use Forcible Ejection!"

Right, of course. Shining Armor adjusted his spell and directed the force of the shield up and away. There was a sudden purple pulse and Cerberus was sent flying towards the horizon with a mournful howl.

"Hah!" Twilight shouted gleefully. Shining Armor looked back at her, then at Celestia.

"Princesses, what's going on here?"

They ignored him again. Celestia's eyes narrowed.

"Is that how you want to play it, Twilight? Very well. Mi Amore Cadenza, I chose you!"

Twilight shouted "No fair!" as a familiar alicorn appeared in a flash of pink light. She looked around in startlement and then rolled her eyes.

"This again?"

"Honey?" Shining Armor said, "What's going on?"

"Just put up with it a little longer and it'll be over," she assured him. Celestia's voice called out again.

"Mi Amore Cadenza, use Sexy Dance!"

Cadance's expression turned sultry, drawing more protests from Twilight. She struck a coquettish pose that drew the eye to her many assets.

"Hey there, stud. You come here often?"

Shining Armor stared in rapt fascination as his wife did something extremely interesting with her wings, flank and tail. She gave him a wink as she finished and Shining Armor felt his resolve crumble. He rushed over with a grin, swept her giggling off her hooves and leaned in for a deep kiss. There was another pink flash and they were gone.

Twilight glared at Celestia from across the empty arena. Celestia smiled back smugly. The Princess of the Sun's horn glowed golden again and a new form appeared in the circle.

"Hydra, I chose you!"

Another massive multi-headed monster filled Celestia's side of the circle. Fortunately it was tall enough that Celestia could see her former pupil's smirk through its legs.

"Ursa Major, I chose you!"