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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Epidemic in Western Afriquestria 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Epidemic in Western Afriquestria

Dear Zecora,

First off, allow us to give you our utmost sympathies regarding the epona fillyvirus epidemic that is happening over in your home nation. We hope your family is safe.

That being said, we were hoping that you could perhaps put us in touch with a zebra stallion that has been recently infected with epona. According to research, the epona virus spreads through contact with bodily fluids, so we'd happily help this zebra stallion get one last good time with a pony princess, if you catch our drift.

The way we see it, this works out best for everypony. The zebra gets some, Twilight gets some, and a few days later, the Kingdom of Friendship's princess spot is vacated by a painful, internal and external hemorrhaging death.

Here's hoping you can help us out.

Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity