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// Chapter 2 
// Story: I guess I'm Out of Bubblegum 
// by HikariKei 
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	"Where am I?" asked spike. He took a look around the room he was in, and recognized it as the picture from the level he was about to unlock.

Spike walked around, but as he walked he felt different. He looked at his hoofs, and they weren't hoofs, they were big, white, meaty hands. He felt much taller, and definitely knew he wasn't a dragon anymore. He looked around for a mirror and found a big, broken pile of broken glass. He picked up a piece and automatically dropped it. He was blond and was wearing sunglasses, a red shirt with big strips of ammo around his shoulder which were attached to a pair of large jeans.

"What the hell? WHAT THE HELL!" a small, pink and green dragon was on the floor.

"What? How am I seeing myself, but I'm someone else, but that's me, but aren't I the character I was playing as? What is....wha....wh.." Spike was confused, and didn't know what to do, so he did the only thing he knew to do as Duke. He got out a pistol from his pocket, filled it, and tried to say in a Duke Nukem voice, "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

Duke the dragon laughed so hard, he might as well have become Morgan Freeman and Santa Clauses' baby. "No, you cannot do my voice at all."

"Well what should I say? 'Let's shoot some cutie marks?' You know I'm you now, right? I'm Duke Nukem! I've got balls of steel! I'm gonna shoot all these alien bastards!"

"Damn, I why did a little baby dragon have to be me? Just give me a gun" Spike handed him down a gun, and Duke fell over quickly. He stood back up and held the gun. "I'm ready to kick some ass and che.....well you've already ruined it, what's the point?"