//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High // by Probably Minion //------------------------------// DR. EVIL'S UNDERGROUND LAIR, JUST OUTSIDE CANTERLOT HIGH ******************************************* "Gentleman, welcome to the other side of the 'Equestria Girls' portal. It's so good to have all my trustworthy assistants with me unlike in Equestria." said Dr. Evil "Oh Doctor how did your plot in Equestria go?" asked Frow. "I'll just it put it to you this way. Everything was going according to plan up until when I was about to fire the 'laser', Austin Powers and six ponies along with a pegasus who can't fly over powered and defeated me and Discord with the 'Elements of Harmony'. Discord ended up turning into a statue but I was able to escape and somehow I ended up here. It just so happened that you were here which I'm thankful about." said Dr. Evil. "Oh that's too bad." said Frow. "Dr. Evil, while you were in Equestria we started investing in a small Baltimore-based company called Under Armour which makes high quality sports-wear at competitive prices and is endorsed by high-profile athletes such as Cam Newton, Tom Brady, Bryce Harper, and Clayton Kershaw. I figured if we brought into Under Armour in the long run, we could make billions or even trillions of dollars." said Number 2. "Oh cool. Good job Number 2. It is now time for me to reveal my plan of total domination while we're here. Let in Sunset Shimmer." said Dr. Evil. "LET IN SUNSET SHIMMER!" screamed Frow. Shortly after, Sunset Shimmer walked into the room with a manilla folder under her arm. "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sunset Shimmer. She's a junior at Canterlot High who I hired to help carry out this 'evil' plan because she's 'evil'. Tell everyone how 'evil' you are." said Dr. Evil. "Ok so I stole the crown from one of Equestria's princesses and brought over here so I can use its power to have total domination at Canterlot High. During this annual dance called the Fall Formal, the princess from whom I stole the crown from somehow ended up here and teamed with the five girls who were exactly like her friends in Equestria and they used some annoying song to get everyone to vote for her to become the Princess of the Fall Formal so she can win her crown back. She ended up winning the crown but my two assistants stole the crown from her and took outside the school where I threatened to destroy the portal if she didn't give me the crown. Her stupid dog then got it back from me but I got it back and once I put it on, I turned into a she-demon and almost completely destroyed the school with the power of the crown but Twilight and her friends used the 'power of friendship' to defeat me. I actually became close friends with the five girls even after the dance but deep inside there was something that told me I want to get my revenge for this. That is way I joined Dr. Evil in helping him take over Canterlot High." said Sunset Shimmer. "Sunset, I don't mean to be rude but may I ask what's in the folder?" asked Number 2. "Ok so what I have here are short resumes I put together of the five girls who helped Twilight defeat me in my original attempt to take over Canterlot High. I included their likes and dislikes, the element they represent, and how we can defeat them." said Sunset Shimmer. "Oh yeah! The white one is so sexy! Sexy I tell ya!" said Fat Bastard. "Yeah I know. Rarity is definitely a boy magnet. She's a very generous person." said Sunset Shimmer. "Dr. Evil, will you actually tell us how we're gonna take over Canterlot High?" asked Number 2. "Oh yeah right. So tomorrow, I'm gonna come to Canterlot High disguised as a new transfer student. Sunset Shimmer is gonna be my guide through the course of the day. I'm gonna spend time with the five girls she talked about and see what they're like so we can figure out their weaknesses so we can easily defeat them. In a few days, Sunset Shimmer and I are gonna use a 'laser' to magnetize any potential magic that will keep us from taking over Canterlot High. I don't what exactly is gonna happen when we get this power but I know it's gonna be enough for us to have complete control over Canterlot High. The best part is nothing can stop us, not even..... AUSTIN POWERS!" said Dr. Evil. Everyone in the room then engaged in about 2 minutes of fake evil laughter. Little did they know however that Austin Powers already knew about Dr. Evil's new plot and is currently gathering intel on his new plan.