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// With a vengeance! 
// Story: Ponies buying contraceptives 
// by the frank 
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Pinkie Pie rushes in to the “House of Fun” with a very angry look on her face.

“Hey! These are BALLOONS! I wanted CONDOMS and I need them NOW”!





























“You know what, Big Mac? I know that teat cups for the milking machine are expensive, but next time, can you please buy the real thing? I’ve never been so embarrassed in my whole life!”

And then they had sex.