Yaiba Ninja Pony Z

by MaskofLimbo


1 - Boring moments in Monday's crib. (EDITED)

Yaiba was running and jumpimg from building by building, in direction to Monday's apartment. He stop in a building and start looking around ''Okay, Yaiba, just think in a place where she definitly lives'' He stop looking when he found what he was looking for '' Bingo''

The Building was huge and...expensive. It was a apartment house with 50 floor and the top floor was the best, by the looks of it, and is definitly were Monday is. Jumlijg very high, Yaiba launchs his cyborg arm to grab the building and have some balance to start climb, and when he hit the building, he started the climb. Thanks to his ninja (slayer) skills, he made it to the top floor where he stop to catch his breath ''I *breathes* fucking hate *breathes* huge *breathes* buildings'' After catching his breath he looked around the are of the top floor. Aparently, it was pool area, with beach chairs and other things. Walking to the door that leaded inside, he tried to opened but it was looked, so, he had a idea "Knock knock..." He kick opened the door "...bitch, hehehe"

Walking inside, he make os way from the kitchen to the main room, where Yaiba looked around with a grin under his mask and whistle of impression, nodding "Nice digs" The place had a big Tv, a big red sofa, and looking back at the kitchen he notice how it was kickass. Deciding to get back at busines, he called from the woman of the hour "MONDAY, I'M HERE" He called from her and he waited with arms crossed, and adter waiting, no answer came "MONDAY, WHERE ARE YOU!" He called from her again, but no answer came. After hesting with more attention, he heared a sound of water falling, ane then he see this sound coming from a room "Awesome, a girl in a shower" He said sarcasticly. Walking to the sofa, he threw himself in it "Well might as well watch something while waiting" With the Tv's controler in hand, he trurn on the television and start chasing something to watch.

*Click* ''And if you see right here, you can notice...''

''Boring'' *Click*

''Now, a new episode of Family Guy.''

''I prefer The Simpsons'' *Click*

"Now, a live show from One Direc..." *Click

"FUCK. THAT" Yaiba said furious. And continued to search for something, but then gave up and turn off "Booring" He said looking at the cealing. Felling something in his lap, he look to see what ot was and...

"Au au..." It was a dog. A chihuahua, to be exactly, and he wasn't happy to see him "Grrr"

"Ahhh, look at you" Yaiba said with a friendly, and stupid, voice, making fun of him "You are so small and so FUUUUUUCK" Suddendly, the dog attacked him and start bitting his neck "GET TE FUCK OOOUCH" Getting up and trying to get the dog out of him, he started to bump into stuff and trip in something, falling on the floor.

''Wendy, I already told you to not bite male invaders on their necks'' A voice said to the dog "It's to bite them in the dick'' It was Monday and she didn't change a bit ''Come here, my little baby'' She said and crouching and extendig her arm, and the dog let Yaiba go and run to her arms happy.

After some deep breath, Yaiba say ''Was about time" He said angry and getting up ''Why did you took so long?''

''None of your matter'' She said while petting the dog.

Yaiba simply sigh ''Whatever, just tell already what I want to know. How the fuck I'm going to kill Del Gonzo"

Monday look to him with a grin ''Follow me, I explain soon" she said walking to the door.

Yaiba follow her, simply thinking I just hope it's worth