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// Prologue (EDITED) 
// Story: Yaiba Ninja Pony Z 
// by MaskofLimbo 
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  My name is Yaiba Kamikaze. Ninja slayer, badass, cyborg ninja and the one who is going to kill Hayabusa. Now, shut up while a tell you some background.

After I killed Alarico del Gonzo, head of Forge Industries and also a huge dick (making him a dickhead, hehe) and Miss Monday create the cure to the zombie plague, by seeing my memories of when I saw the book from the guy who study this shit or something, we waited a couple of months until the government pay a good price for it. When they money came, we were swimming in cash, but only she used the money, because the only thing I bought with it was Sake and some hookers, and she doesn't liked the way I spent 'my' money, so she don't allowed me to use it anymore, but I didn't care about it, because if I wanted something, I just go there and take it, and you know why? Because a can. After 1 month, I cut contact with Monday ,but we still have some talks...rarely.

What happened to us after this? Miss Monday now is one of the most rich people in the world and she live like a god in one big ass apartment (Don't ask why a apartamnet and not a mansion), but I hear she have her own laboratory where she do some crazy and, probably, illegal experiments. And I? Well, I still trying to find that mothefucker, cock sucker, bitch ass ninja called  Ryu Hayabusa  and kill the bitch out of him, and finally have my revenge. The hard part is to fucking find him, but I'm not going to give up. When I find him, is going to be so goddamn good.

After some completely boring months, Monday contact me after a long time without even hearing her voice. She told me that  discovered that Del Gonzo is alive somehow and in someplace call Equestria (a stupid name if you asked me). I ask her how I could get there to kill that bastard myself (because I won't let that asshole live, and also, it was her who stealed the pleasure of finishig him) but she tell me that this place didn't exist in our universe, which made me angry AND confuse, but then she said she can transport me there. She said some more shit about it, but I didn't care, but after she said the words 'Ryu Hayabusa' and 'Be there' I start to run even faster to get this shit started as soon as possible.

This is how everything started, but not how it ends (duh), because this time, I WILL kill del Gonzo once and for all, and in the moment I FIND that gimp suit asshole, I won't give him time to move, or even breath, and if I don't find him there, I just hunt him down like always, because the fun is in the hunt.