//------------------------------// // Chapter 1: What just happened? // Story: Well, that just happened // by RadioBug15 //------------------------------// I do not own MLP, that belongs to Hasbro. It was a beautiful day in the land of Equestria, the birds chirping, the sun shining, no recent monster attacks that always end up with partial or complete destruction of Ponyville. But Twilight's day was being spent still wandering the halls of her new house/castle, she had to admit, it has been 2 weeks since Tirek's defeat and the construction of her new castle to replace the Golden Oaks Library, besides the throne room, there was everything from a 7 bedrooms, 6 halls, 4 bathrooms, a kitchen, 2 living rooms, a magic testing room, (strangely) an armory, an attic, 2 basements (was that even possible?), a much bigger library with a lot more books, and (for some reason) 3 storage rooms (why three?) and it still had some space for more things to be put there, despite it's already large size, a castle couldn't hold this many rooms, even Celestia's, Time Turner explained to her that the energy inside the chest that made her castle made things bigger on the inside. (Author's Note: they haven't shown all of Twilight's castle, so I'm just trying to be a little humorous and add this many rooms.) "Twilight!!!" a voice resonated through the rooms, oh no, Spike was lost in the castle again. Twilight followed the echos and found herself standing in front of a closet, she opened it, Spike came running out and almost slammed into a wall if he hadn't stopped himself. "Oops, sorry Twilight," he nervously smiled, rubbing the back of his head with his claws. "Maybe we should go outside," she concluded, this was the fifth time today that Spike got lost, which is a record on the lowest amount of times he got lost in this maze they called a house. They made their way out to the entrance and stepped outside, it really was a beautiful day, why spend it all inside? Twilight shook her wings and began to walk over to greet her friends. First was Rainbow Dash, the cyan rainbow-maned pegasus who strives to become a Wonderbolt, one of the most famous group of pegasus fliers in Equestria. "Hiya Twilight! You're back!" Rainbow glided to the ground and landed in front of her. "What do you mean?" Twilight asked. "Ever since that castle has been built, you've been in there for days, what were you doing?" Rainbow wondered. "I was just looking to see what everything in the castle," Twilight argued. "Yeah, for three days," Rainbow snorted. "Three days?" Twilight realized, she really had to see her friends now, she rushed past Rainbow. "Wait what's going on?" Rainbow yelled. "I need to visit the rest of my friends!" she yelled back. Next was Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy, each of them worried that Twilight would've gotten lost in that place and never come out, Applejack was glad that Twilight was okay, Fluttershy was happy that she was back, and so was Rarity, not before saying that her mane looked like a rat's nest and should be cleaned up before ever leaving a house ever again. Finally there was Pinkie, Twilight opened the door to Sugarcube Corner, but as quietly as she was, she was not prepared for the surprise party that awaited her. "SURPRISE!!!!" everypony yelled, Twilight jumped back in fright, but then relaxed after she saw Pinkie with a huge goofy grin on her face. The banner read: Welcome-back-Twilight-from-the-castle-and-probably-getting-lost-but-suddenly-came-back party, the place had all the sort of treats you'd find in a bakery/sweet shop. They really did miss her, Twilight smiled. Meanwhile on Planet Earth... well more specifically Los Santos, but you get the point. It was a beautiful day in Los Santos, the beautiful appearance of the city, the lights at night, the cars that drive by, the only problem was that no one was enjoying it. Then there were these guys. "Hey guys! You ready?" Vanoss said, walking over to the upside down car while they were on top of a very tall skyscraper "I still find it suspicious that this update came out on April Fool's day, what are we supposed to do again?" Mini Ladd asked Vanoss. "We're supposed to use the car launch glitch into that building over there, I read online that if you hit the top window, it will take you to a new place in the map," Wildcat instructed. "I call bullshit," Delirious said. "No one fucking cares Delirious!" Vanoss grabbed a baseball bat and swung it, making contact with his skull, he fell over and somehow ended up falling off the building. "HHHOOOOLLLLY FUUUUCCCCKK, I CAAAAAN FLL-" Delirious managed to yell out before getting smacked by a plane wing, the plane then flew over the building, a man jumped out and used his parachute to land next to Wildcat. "Hello." Nogla said, taking off the parachute, everyone burst out laughing at Delirious's apparent death. "I have a feeling that you did some thing really bad," Mini Ladd backed away from Nogla. "Hey! Delirious was in the way." Nogla yelled at them. "No, not Delirious, no one cares about him," Wildcat pointed out. "I heard that you fucking bitch," Delirious said as he respawned, pulling out a sticky bomb. "Oh yeah, I left Lui on the plane when he left his controller to take a piss, the plane should be crashing-" *BOOM* "-now." "Hey guys I'm back... Nogla, I fucking hate you so much," Lui's voice said through the headphones after he realized what happened, everyone couldn't stop laughing. "Okay everyone, let's go!" Vanoss yelled as he jumped on the car, creating the launch glitch. *KAPOOYA* "HOOOLY SHIT!" Vanoss yelled as he crashed through the window. "Are you dead Vanoss?" Wildcat yelled. ".....No! I think it's waiting for you guys for some reason." "Fuck this shit, it's my turn," Wildcat pushed aside the others, put on his famous pig mask and helmet and jumped onto the flipped car. "TO THE MOON!!!!" Wildcat yelled as he landed in the window with Vanoss. "Are you dead?" Mini Ladd slurred, opening his fourth bottle of beer and chugging it. "COME ON IN!" Wildcat yelled. "My turn, move aside Delirious." Mini Ladd said as he stumbled onto the car, launching him into the window with Wildcat and Vanoss. Then came Lui, Nogla, and Terroriser, who stepped in front of them. "Alright you bunch of pussies, we must get onto the car... and GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!" Terroriser yelled in his Arnold voice as he ran and was launched into the window with the rest of the crew. "Woah Terroriser, what the hell is up with your face? You look like you met bigfoot's ex-wife during busy season." Wildcat asked "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!" Terroriser yelled. Lui and Nogla went in at the same time, barely missing and managed to land on Mini, who was too drunk to care. Now it was H2O Delirious's turn, he cracked his knuckles, got into his running stance. "I can do this!" he yelled. "Just get your ass over here!" Lui yelled in his Lui Jr. voice. "Hey Tyler, I'll give you a thousand bucks for every time Delirious misses," Vanoss whispers to Wildcat. "You're fucking on Evan!" Wildcat said. "To infinity and Delirious!" he yelled, he was launched straight at the window, until Wildcat shot him with a shotgun. "You fucking dick!" Delirious yelled as he fell and respawned. "To infinity and-" Wildcat shot Delirious with a sniper rifle. "YOU'RE A BITCH WILDCAT!" Delirious yelled and respawned again. "Fuck this shit, I'm just running," he ran towards the car. "Be careful Delirious, remember that you're prone to being retarded!" Vanoss yelled, who recieved a rather loud 'fuck you!' Delirious instead was launched into the sky, who then landed with a 'splat' minutes later. "What would happen if I walked?" Delirious wondered. "Don't do it Delirious, that's suicide!" Vanoss yelled. "I call bullshit on that," Delirious replied, he walked over to the car, but was instead launched downward and half a second later landed with a 'splat' again 90 minutes later... "It's been an hour and a half and Delirious still hasn't gotten in, he's so fucking dumb!" Mini Ladd said, sobering up. "Alright guys, I have the perfect plan," Delirious said. "We already heard all your perfect plans, I wouldn't be surprised if this one ended in your death again." Vanoss joked. *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH* "What's that?" Lui asked. They all turned to see Delirious riding a jet pack towards them. "Surprise motherfuckers," he yelled as he crashed into the rest of the guys. "I made, I fucking made it!!!" he yelled, soon the floor below collapsed, everyone screaming as they fell. "That was one of the best parties ever!" Twilight said. "Thanks Twilight!" Pinkie beamed, the rest of the Mane 6 behind Twilight. Suddenly a portal opened in front of them, startling them all. "What is that?" Twilight asked, suddenly seven aliens emerged from the portal, the first one in red was apparently awake, he looked around and spotted the ponies, he then pinched himself to see if he wasn't dreaming or having a nightmare, he then sank to his knees and screamed. VONDERHAAR!!!!!!!