Fluttershy Finds A Water Gun!
[Alt. Universe][Comedy][Random]
"There you go my little feathered friends, eat as much as you like!," Fluttershy said, feeding her birds while flying.
She felt a small tug on her tail and saw Angel batting his feet repeatedly with a stern look focused towards Fluttershy.
"What's the problem Angel bunny, aren't you enjoying your meal?," She asked the impatient rabbit.
Angel pointed towards his bowl, which was completely empty.
Fluttershy made a worried face. "Oh my, but I just filled it up a second ago.," She said with her hoof up her to her mouth in wonderment.
Angel signaled his eyes to a bear beside him who was eating a carrot and picking his teeth clean.
Fluttershy looked at the situation more clearly and blushed a little. "Oh, that kind of explains it...," She said laughing.
Angel facepalmed and rolled his eyes.
"Don't you worry Angel, I'll go pick some fresh new carrots for you and they'll need to be way more delicious than the last ones!," Fluttershy said with a smile, heading outside of her cottage.
*****
Fluttershy began humming a lullaby as she flew and scanned over the area for any fresh carrots. She continued to hum until she spotted something on the ground.
"Huh, what's that?," Fluttershy said, flying down towards the object.
Once she landed, she immediately picked up what appeared to be a watergun.
Fluttershy dowsed over the item, shook it, then stare at it intensely then gasped.
"This...this is a...,"
*****
An intergalactic spaceship surfs through the wide beyond called space in search for those to be cleansed of evil and be cared for and nurtured. Among the ship were relatively normal animals, commanded by a loving, yet daring leader Fluttershy, who was currently pampering her personal assistant Angel.
"Who's a good little rabbit, you are, you are~♪," Fluttershy says enchantingly as she tickles Angel.
Angel laughs and laughs, tearing up with each reaction.
A loud beeping sound erupts from the signal lights around the area of the room.
A raccoon turns around with a headset on and sporting a displeased expression.
"Captain, we have picked up an unidentified evil aircraft.," He reports, saluting.
Fluttershy stops tickling Angel and stares at the raccoon. "Are they friendly?," She asked care-freely.
The other animals looked at Fluttershy and then at the raccoon with confused faces.
"Um...well it's an EVIL aircraft ma'am, so...no.," He states.
Fluttershy instantly hides behind her throne, shaken. "O-oh, then, what should we do?," She asked, hiding in place.
"I suggest we make the first strike on them, Captain Fluttershy!," Said a bear in a hologram projecting chair.
Angel nodded, but Fluttershy said nothing.
"I don't know...," Fluttershy said hesitantly.
"Incoming call, oink!," Said a pig at another hologram chair. She pressed a button to transmit the call.
On their main screen, there showed dozens of animals who had great red glowing eyes and almost ragged like features found off of normal animals. The leader that was beginning to speak was a hamster.
"Captain Fluttershy, leader of the Animal Republic, we order you to surrender your animals and self to us!," He declared.
Fluttershy's eyes shimmered as she stared at the hamster's face. "Aww, you're so adorable with your little teeth and big cute eyes!," She reacted.
The hamster blushed. "Oh, you really think I'm cu ," He shook his head. "Hey!, No flattery!," He demanded. "We of the anti- animal Rebellion shall take matters into our own hands!,"
Some of the nearby animals checked their paws and talons.
The hamster sighed. "I meant it as a figure of speech...," He said in a somewhat annoyed groan.
Fluttershy and Angel looked at each other then back at the hamster.
"We WILL attacked if you do not accept our offer.," He said.
Fluttershy stared at the hamster for a long time. "Do you... have any other offers?," She asked with a sheepish and unsure smile.
The hamster's face had an even more unimpressed frown. "It's on.," He said, cutting from the chat and immediate laser shots could be heard.
"Eep!," Fluttershy screeched and ducked back behind her throne.
The animals started panicking and making noises.
"Captain Fluttershy, do we have permission to launch a counter strike now!?," asked the raccoon.
Fluttershy waved her hoof from behind the seat.
"I'll... take that as a yes, COMMENCE ASSAULT, ANIMALS!," shouted the raccoon, pulling out a plasma pistol.
The animals and anti-animals' ships started exchanging laser blasts with each other as each sent out battalions of their units in aircraft to overwhelm the other. The epic battle commenced and Fluttershy continued to hide behind the throne as the other animals fled to participate in battle. She peeked to see how the war looked like and saw most of the single aircraft being blasted down and animals from each side drifting in space helplessly. Fluttershy's eyes widened and her attitude slowly started to change. Angel looked at her with worry.
"All of these poor animals...fighting is never the solution to anything....," She said, now with a hint of angel. "I guess I have no choice!," She said, trotting out of the control room.
The Animal Republic forces were down by plenty and the raccoon's ship was only left, facing the packed anti-animal armada. The hamster flew his aircraft in front of the raccoon's, unhatched it and stood grinning at his defenseless prey.
"Well, well, well... looks likes this is the end, you scavenger!," He mocked.
The raccoon flinched, but so no signs of trying to escape."Hmph!," He said
The hamster raised his little paw. "Alright everyone, prepare to ,"
"Hold it right there!," Fluttershy said, flying an aircraft up close to the hamster's.
"What are you doing here!?," Asked the hamster.
"I'm here to put a stop to your bullying , you little meanie!," Fluttershy responded, raising up a weapon of a sort and pointing it at the hamster.
The hamster gasped. "No! It can't be..!," He said in hesitation.
"I thought it was just a myth!," Said the raccoon.
Fluttershy smirked. "That's right, it's the legendary soaker of justice!," She stated.
All of the animals floating stared at her with silence along with the raccoon and the anti-animals.
"It... sort of looks like a water gun...," The hamster corrected with an aback look.
Fluttershy blushed a little. "When you put it like that, it sounds so silly and not threatening.," She admitted.
She pulled the gun's trigger and water sprayed out and hit a fox of the anti-animals. The fox began laughing, but suddenly had her red eyes disappear and she became good and purified.
"Okay, that doesn't look look promising.," Said the hamster.
Fluttershy smiled and began spraying the water everywhere. The anti-animals began to panic with exception of Fluttershy actually hitting any of them due to her bad aiming. The hamster issued a complete retreat and the ANimal republic animals cheered for their captain's bravery. As Fluttershy continued shooting, her gun suddenly stopped. She was surprised and checked the side of the water gun, it read "No water" and she gulped.
The hamster and his army stopped their fleeing and looked back. "Why the sudden pause of your attack?," the hamster wondered.
Fluttershy rose her head and smiled. "Uh... just t-taking a break!," She said.
The hamster gave a puzzled expression then a deadpan look. "You're out of ammo aren't you.," He concurred.
Fluttershy flinched. "Oh no, I have plenty of water left, ahaha!," She said, trying to play it off.
"Yup, she's out of ammo.," Said an anti-animal duck.
The hamster glared at the suspicious pink maned pony.
Fluttershy put on an angry expression while zoomed her ship closer to the hamster's and started staring intensely at him.
"She's using her signature stare!," Said a cat.
"No animal could resist that!," said the raccoon.
The hamster slowly became mesmerized and then chuckled. "Do you honestly think that cheap trick will work on us anti-animals?," He said.
Fluttershy noticed it not working and fidgeted her hooves. "Actually, y-yes, it works most of the time.," She replied innocently. "Did it work?," She asked.
The anti-animals all shook their heads.
"It's not very effective...," said a dog.
Fluttershy flinched again. "Oh! Then that's bad, right?," She asked.
The hamster smiled and laughed, commanding his forces to aim and fire at Fluttershy's ship.
*****
"Aaaaaaah, I just wanted to heeeeeeelp!," Fluttershy whined, rolling in flowers and with a water gun in her hoof.
"Fluttershy!?," Said a voice in the area.
Fluttershy opened her eyes and noticed where she was. "W-what, huh, where are the little evil animals and ships and...," She paused as she realized Twilight and Spike staring at her with awe. "Oh, um, hi Twilight and Spike haha...," She said looking beside her and also spotted a group of soaked animals looking at her as well. "Y-you too, everyone!," She said as enthusiastically as she could, aware of her problem.
"I'm... just... going to...go.," She said, awkwardly flying away.
Angel, who was among the damp animals, shook his head and hopped back to Fluttershy's cottage.