A yellow pegasus guard with red mane rushed to he's equipment. Changelings have broken through the shield and was causing havoc. Running through the armory to arm him self but he stopped to see a changeling wearing a fishing hat sitting causally on a bench smiling. he stared straight at the Royal Guard. The guard prepared him self for a fight.
He never really liked fighting, he just wanted to be an artist but no, he's father wanted him to be a guard. Son, pegasi can't be artist, we cant use magic, that's why I signed you up for the guard,just like your old man. He shook his head to clear the thoughts, reminding himself that there is an enemy in front of him
"Hello good sir," said the changeling "I am the Polite Changeling,or PC for short. Whats your name?"
The guard was baffled by this.An enemy, not attacking on sight? "I- I'm Private Edging Spear" he replied nervously
"I see," PC said,he's smile never fading,pulling out a sandwich from nowhere "would you care for a sandwich?" he offered
Edging Spear timidly took it and said "Th-th-thank you" he was really confused. Was this a trick, a trap? why was the enemy giving him a present?
"No, thank you" he declared cheerily.
Edging nervously started eating the sandwich. It was delicious, one of the best things he have ever eaten in days, much better than the boring old military . Standing up PC started making for the exit "I hope you have a good day mister Spear and I hope we will meet again my friend. Oh and your equipment is right next to the spot were I was sitting." with that he left the building with Edging Spear,still eating his sandwich starred at his direction
"The fight! I forgot about the the Fight!" dropping the sandwich from his mouth and started putting his armor on
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PC was walking around, acting as though he was completely oblivious about the fighting, saw Pinkie Pie using Twilight as a minigun
"Top shelf shooting!"PC suddenly shouted next to the pair, causing both to jump at surprise"My apologies for popping in unannounced, I am the Polite Changeling, or PC for short. Miss Sparkle may I get some love?"
"What? No!" Twilight shouted back at him
"it is alright." he said with smile still there
Twilight suddenly blasted him with her magic taking one of his limps " Nice shot." he said still smiling and levitated his lost limp and reattached it. Twilight could just stare in shock. He din't even flinch.
Pinkie gasped as she suddenly remembered who he was "I know all about you and how you are based of Polite Spy and never attacks even when attacked like the time CBS tried to get you screaming in agony but you just complemented his shots and when Painis Cupcake said he will eat you and you just asked for him to kill you quickly and actually got a red vagineer, a RED vagineer to be your friend and actually managed to get them all to be friends. I am soooo happy to meet you mister Polite Spy " Pinkie said in one breath and grabbed one of the changelings hoof with both her front hooves shaking them wildly and... wait a minute! Suddenly, I decided to make a personal appearance
"Pinkie Pie! You are not supposed to break the fourth wall and I am making my own readers confused by stating this to you!" I yelled at Pinkie. Cant she just leave that wall alone for one of my fics
"But that just makes it more interesting doesn't it blu-y? Besides, is that not why the random tag is there and do you think the Recruit will make an appearance, will he remember him?"
I just let out a sigh and said "Yeah, I guess your right and maybe, maybe but I will not spoil eneything beside's they don't even know who the Recruit is and I did not write his story yet. Now I gotta go, shiny and the bride is probably about use that barrier of love or what ever and I delayed this story long enough." with that I leave the scene and return to the position as Third Person author of this story
Twilight, snapping out of the trance of the confusing situation put her in, grabs Pinkie and pulls her away from the changeling."Are you crazy!? What if this is a trick!?"
"I assure you I mean no harm", seeming unfazed at what happened, stated with his smile never fading" Please, take this and let us be friends." as if conjuring it up, he takes a party cannon that looks just like Pinkies out of no were.
Pinkie Pie gasped "The Party Starter 9000 oh thank you!" she hugged PC in a tight hug.
The changeling hugged her back "No, thank you."
Twilight, however still seemed unconvinced" Are you sure that's not your party cannon he stole and is just giving it back to you? It looks like the same as your other party cannon."
"Oh Twily, you know I am the party expert and I can tell to identical party stuff out just by looking at. its just like me not being able to tell two books apart while you can!' Pinkie stated cheerfully.
"That makes sense , but how can you be sure". Twilight asked rubbing her chin with her hoof "He is still a changeling, a master of disguise "
"Miss Twilight please, I assure you I mean no harm, and please don't judge all the changeling just because of what one did, and sadly I am not as good as the others " PC made sure not to name anypony "Oh dear me I almost forgot, I want to give you this book" he handed a book to her
"The Complete History Guide To Equestria? How did you get this, these are very rare!" Twilight tried to remain stoic but the excitement in her voice was still there.
But before PC could react a barrier hit him knocking him against a building "Admirable shot." he said before passing out, with his hat falling slowly back on his head.