Chapter 6:
Scootaloo pranced outside in utter delight as she gazed upon the vast surface of Scootaloo-Two. Her wings fluttered in excitement, so much so that she began to fly! She heard (from an eavesdropped conversation) that the moon doesn't make you weigh as much, so her tiny wings were able to propel her upwards on the lunar surface. Luckily for her she didn't catch that there's no air on the moon and therefore there'd be no physical means of attaining any sort of lift or thrust outside of her legs, plus her ignorance to the lack of Oxygen (which really nopony knew existed in the first place) meant that she didn't have to breathe either. Lucky for nature the laws of physics weren't going to be the only things getting screwed tonight.
"Yay! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!" Scootaloo chanted for about half an hour while flying around in circles, which were strangely the same diameter as the circle she walks around the park in.
Pinkie Pie walked outside, after being suffocated by that wall of "I can fly!"'s.
"Scootaloo! Are you enjoying the moon?" Pinkie called out. Luckily, Pinkie was too distracted at Scootaloo and her final goal to care about the lack of air and the impossibility of sound to travel through the nonexistent atmosphere.
"I sure am!" That was an awesome muffin. Thanks!" Scootaloo responded.
"Cupcake, and you're most certainly welcome!" said Pinkie, with a very heartfelt smile on her face.
"This is the best birthday ever," Scootaloo landed and hugged the pony that wasn't Scootaloo.
"Thanks, Pinkie Pie. I couldn't have asked for a better friend than you!" she said, a few tears trickled down her face.
Pinkie returned the hug, and also began tearing up. She had never connected so well with such a naive, innocent, and happy pony. She felt so warm inside giving the young pegasus such affection. She wanted to be there for Scootaloo forever, and keep pleasing her.
Vinyl Scratch broke the heartfelt and beautiful moment with this sudden realization.
"We don't have any food."
"What? What about all the food from the party?" Pinkie asked.
"It was there, but it suddenly disappeared!" Vinyl answered.
"How in the world-"
"We're on the moon, Pinkie," said Scootaloo.
"How in the moon did that happen?" Pinkie asked.
"I don't know, it kind of looked like Unicorn magic to me," Vinyl replied.
"I don't think we can eat the moon."
"I already tried," said Scootaloo.
"I know we can't eat the moon, so let's try to look for our food!"
"Alright!" Said the small orange pegasus and slightly larger white unicorn simultaneously as cliche'd in certain montage scenes.
A cliche montage scene ensued, in which the three ponys scrolled a single plane of the moon's surface, poking their heads in, up, around, and behind various craters and caves.
"We've searched the entire screen's field of view and couldn't find a trace of food!" Pinkie groaned, "Why couldn't the reader be reading this off of a wide-screen TV? I'm sure we would've been able to scour a few more acres with that."
"Look everypony, I found a cave right outside the screen's field of view, and I can smell food!" Scootaloo yelled.
"You see! I told you!" Pinkie told us.
The three carefully approached the mouth of the cave, and sure enough could smell the delicious pastries and snack Pinkie had for the party.
"Come....." Came a low, dark voice.
"Wha... what was that?" Vinyl asked nervously.
"It's obviously a cave dweller," said Scootaloo.
"Come...." It said again.
"What-t-t-t-t dddoes it w-w-want?" Vinyl asked again.
"I said I want you to come..........."
Chapter 7:
"............inside my massive cave!" the voice ushered. The three slowly walked into the cave, taking note at the weird drawings and tic marks (and a paper cap) strewn about the cave. They reached the center and saw a dark figure through the night sky against the black cave wall. Several seemingly long moments passed, and the pony that wasn't Scootaloo opened her mouth.
"oaisgfkasgfakjcgoiyasdpqoweryhspzkjgsocigqjgbhsduh," was the only thing audible among the three ponies that just spoke, combined with the acoustic resonance of the cave. If you were to decipher what each said, you would hear somepony asking who the shadowy figure was, one pony asking if they would like to have some food, and one other pony asking where the nearest lunar pay phone is so she could call her insurance agent/boyfriend back in Manehatten.
"Who are you, shadowy figure?" Scootaloo asked, positive that she heard three distinct voices and therefore was able to talk.
"We are Princess Luna, guardian and former co-ruler of Equestria, and owner of this great white land. Who, may we ask, art thou?" Princess Luna asked.
"I'm Scootaloo. Why do you talk like that?"
"We do not know what thou meanst. Therest is nothing wrong withist the wayest we speakith." She replied.
"But, you're only one pony, why do you say we?"
"We are growing tired of your insolence, and wishith you to silence yourself."
"There it is again, why are you -"
"WE SAID SILENCE, DON'T MAKETH ME BREAKETH OUTITH THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE ON YOUR SORRYITH FLANK BECAUSEITH WE WILLITH AND WE WILLITH HARD, FILLY!!" Luna yelled. Scootaloo did not want her to breakith outith more yelling, so she shut up.
"Hey, don't yell at her!" Pinkie yelled at her, "It's Scootaloo's birthday!"
"Oh... I'm sorry..." Luna suddenly became mellow, stopped talking in an odd point of view, and began to sob a bit. Vinyl broke the awkward moment.
"Hey, I found the light switch!" She called out. A few seconds later, the cave lit up, revealing the forme of this awkward cave dweller. She was a dark purple pony with both wings and a horn. She was on the floor crying into her hooves.
"I know you!" Said Scootaloo.
"You do?" Said Vinyl and Pinkie.
"Yea, she's the pony from the stories I've heard about the big white glowy thing in the sky. She's sisters with the pony that raises the massive yellow-orange sphere of scorching inferno in the sky."
Pinkie was once again dumbfounded by Scootaloo. Luna stopped sobbing, and began to speak again.
"Thou knowst...er... you know who I am?" She asked quietly.
"You used to live in Canterlot with your sister, but you grew jealous of everypony liking the sun more, didn't you?" Scootaloo asked.
"Y...Yes... My envy turned into anger, which became rage. I was banished here for my actions almost a millennium ago. I regretted every moment of my rampage. I've been living here alone for the past thousand years."
"I know how you feel, all my life I never knew anyone who cared for me. I've been alone for so long, until I met my new best friend Pinkie Pie," Scootaloo smiled at Pinkie with shimmering eyes. "She's made me feel so good about myself, I've truly been touched by an angel! I want to share this good feeling with everypony!"
"I'm sorry I took your food. My pet rocks told me that a few ponies somehow ended up here. I knew you'd come looking for your food if it went missing, so I took it. Can you ever forgive me?
"I'm cool with it," said Vinyl.
"I forgive you," said Scootaloo.
"As do I!" rhymed Pinkie Pie.
"Thank you! *sob* Forgive me for weeping, I haven't talked to anypony for centuries. I've been so out of touch. I crave the... contact,,, and affection... from other ponies. I miss my old home so!"
"Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore." Scootaloo said.
Chapter 8:
And then they f***ed.
Epilogue:
Scootaloo woke up on the park bench. She just had the strangest dream ever.
"I just had the strangest dream ever. I drempt it was my birthday, and I got a present, and went to the moon, and met this really weird pony," she said, knowing there wasn't anypony around to here this monologue.
She looked on top of her head and found a cupcake...
The End.