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// Inverted Joke Week, part 3: Applejack 
// Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics 
// by Nonagon 
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"Alright, maybe Ah'm just not understandin' this right," said Applejack, reading the script, "but how in the hay are we supposed to un-beat a non-dead horse?"

"I'm afraid I don't know," Rarity concurred. "To be perfectly honest, I'm beginning to suspect that the theme for this week was not entirely thought through."