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// Inverted Joke Week, part 2: Rainbow Dash 
// Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics 
// by Nonagon 
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Rainbow Dash and Applejack walked out of a bar.

"What the hay did we do that for?" Rainbow demanded.

"Because you're drunk," Applejack reminded her, pushing her along, "and it's time to go home."