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// The Pink Punmaster Returns 
// Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics 
// by Nonagon 
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"I dread to ask," Twilight said in exasperation, "but Pinkie, why, on the eve of the Ponyville athletics tournament, are you causing inconvenience and injury by stealing everypony's staircases?"

"Oh..." Pinkie Pie sat smugly on her throne of stairs, folding her forelegs in front of her. "Just taking steps to ensure my victory."