Rarity's 5 Spikes

by trahzo


Chapter V: The Dragonman!

The flowers were in full bloom! The wind blew a gentle breeze to scatter the pollen of the fairy flowers, which is the type of flower the Pokemon Flabebe lives on. If you watch Pokemon the Series XY, then you'd know that pollen from Fairy flowers make aggressive feelings get replaced by relaxed feelings! We see Anthro Spike lying on a picnic blanket with Rarity, on a double date with Fluttershy & Iron Will. Fluttershy & Iron Will were chasing each other across the daffodils. Rarity used Spike's left arm like a pillow.

"I'm having a delightful time!"

"Me too Rarity, man, to think I'd actually get this far with you. Well, I was expecting it with the Rarity from my world, but you know, you're still my Rarity, no matter what form you take!"

"Well said."

"Do you think we can ever...(have kids)...be like this always?"

"Of course, one of you is a pony after all, so it would be silly not to have a child if I were to marry you 5!"

"No, I don't mean him, I'm meaning if it's possible to crossbreed with me and the other 3."

"Hmm, well...Tirek was a centaur which is half human, half horse. So I could have a child with Human Spike. Kirins have been migrating to Equestria and Kirins are a cross between a Dragon and an equine, so I could have a child with you and my OG Dragon Spikey-Wikey. Then I have seen a few of our friends make lesbian spawn, so that should mean I can somehow have a child with Barb, I just need to figure out the secret!"

"Yeaaaaah, the secret...(There is no such thing as lesbian spawn! If there is, then the future of men, is doomed!)"

"It's a good thing the shop is closed for the week, otherwise I'd be in trouble with client!"

"Speaking of clothes, could you make me & Human Spike some clothes?"

"...That means I'd have to make your..." She was so red with embarrasment she didn't want to say that making Anthro & Human Spike clothes would mean that she'd also have to make their underwear! Oh-my, hahaha!

"You'd have to make what?"

"No matter! I'll happily make you & Human Spike clothes after my date with...him!"

So the day went on, and Rarity was discussing things with Fluttershy that she didn't notice what Spike was doing.

"Oh Rarity."

"Yes darling?"

"I made something for you!"

"What is it?"

"Close your eyes."

"Okay." Then when she closed her eyes, Spike placed something on her head.

"You can open them now."

Then after she opened her eyes...

" *Gasp*, it's a flower crown, you're so sweet Spikey-poo! (And at times a little cliche, just like Twilight that one time when we met Phoenix Wright, but still...) Thank you." Then she kissed him on the mouth.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!" Squeed Fluttershy.

"Hmph, you wont see Iron Will acting like that, I'm manly!"

"In that case Mr.Manly, tonight you'll be sleeping alone."

"What? N-no! Please baby, please!"

"Well, looks like they're having quite the lovers' quarrel, do you think we'll ever be like that?"

"Only when you get on my nerves, but you mostly wonderful things to me, so not likely!" Then they hugged.

Soon, it was time go again, but Rarity was sill sleeping. So, Spike put her on his back and he walked her back to the boutique.

"Psst, Rarity..."

"I do..."

"That's very sweet, but could yah wake-up please, I brought you home!"

"Not now Pinkie Pie, I'm getting married, you can ask me the question after I tie the knot with all 5 Spike!"

Anthro Spike then rolled his eyes and brought her to the castle so she could sleep in one of the guest rooms, then, he laid her down on a guest bed, tucked her in, then...

"Goodnight my Sweetheart, have happy dreams." Then he kissed her on the cheek.

Then after Anthro Spike closed the door...the other 4 looked at him with suspicious eyes.

"Whoa, listen, what ever you think happened, didn't!"

"Good, because if you broke the promise to lose all of our virginities in the orgy..." Dragon Spike threatened.

"Bro, calm down! We didn't do anything, honest."

"Okay, I believe you for now, but I'll be asking her 1st thing in the morning when she wakes-up!"

Meanwhile in Rarity's mind...

"Yay! I get to date my OG tomorrow!"

"Let's celebrate with a party!" Suggested Dream Pinkie Pie.