//------------------------------// // The Interrogation // Story: Celestia, Luna and Discord's Childhood Journey // by AngriestDislestia //------------------------------// Discord hauled himself up and out of the cozy, soft, plush, snoozy, extremely comfortable bed filled with a whole lot of Celestia's fuzzy warmth...He sighed dreamily at the thought. He hadn't had a good night's sleep for ages. And it's all because of you! He thought. Stupid conscience. Where was Luna's bedroom again? Right next to yours, sleepy head! Oh...Right... Discord heaved himself next door. He yawned. *Knock knock!* The door opened to Luna's fairly curious face. Discord cocked a brow. The language of tiredness was always helpful. She smiled and opened the door fully and let him in. He yawned and stretched once again. Luna looked at him curiously. "You like my night?" Luna asked sweetly. Discord looked at her disapprovingly. Then he looked to the moon. "It's ...lovely..." He groaned tiredly. Luna giggled. "Glad you think so." She said happily. Discord couldn't help but smile at how she was acting, even though he knew that it was the reason for him coming in here. "Buuuut, I think I could make it better..." He said with a smirk. Luna looked at him confused. Discord raised his hands, and with a snap of his fingers, the stars flew around the blank sky. Some were turned into shapes of animals and other things, while some just sparkled beautifully and others shot through the sky. Luna gasped. It was beautiful. She especially liked the turtle that looked to be swimming in the night sky. But she had to remember, however nice he might seem. He was still the enemy. And Luna had to play along. She shook her head. Keep up the sweetness. You too are in love. Not in the same way, though. "Thank you, that does brighten up my night!" She praised. "You're welcome..." Discord said grated. His eyes became annoyed. "Anyway, you can drop the innocent, sweet and appreciative act. Why aren't you busting me?" Luna smiled softly. She knew Discord would be curious, so she had come up with an answer already. "Well, earlier..." She began, acting guilty. "I saw how happy my sister looked when she was with you. I hadn't seen my sister that happy since our parents died. Then I knew that, if I took you away, she'd be upset again... I couldn't bare the thought." She said acting hurt. She looked up to him. He didn't seem to believe her. Maybe she should be more appealing to him...Hmm. It was worth a shot. Her eyes lidded and pupils dilated. She made a compressed moan sound. "And...you're not that bad..." She said flirtingly, slowly getting closer to him. It seemed to work, because he was now pulling an all powerful smirk. "This isn't a dream?" He asked gruffly. "No!" Luna squealed innocently. Discord hummed suspiciously. She seems to be a very bad actor indeed. Mmmhmm. She's lying. Defiantly. But how can I tell for sure? Her nose is practically growing. Hmm... "Prove it." Discord said demandingly. Luna looked shocked. She wasn't expecting that... "Uhm...Well...Why would I be lying?" She giggled. "You're adorable!" She said ruffling his head fur (she was now flying). Discord, again, eyed her disapprovingly. She was now getting quite nervous... "You really think so?" He asked. "Yuhuh!" She said enthusiastically, nodding her head vigorously. Discord smirked. Evilly. "Prove it..." He whispered, eyes tight over Luna. Luna started breathing heavily. Discord's arms were crossed impatiently. "Uhm...Of course!" She said. Do it like a Mother would...Do it like a Mother would! She gulped. Then, after some long preparation, Luna swooped in, grabbed Discord's cheeks, and gave him a noisy, elongated kiss. Just like a Mum. "Mmmmmmmchwa!" She said. "Mmchwa! Mmchwa! Mmchwa!" She pulled away, and now Discord's face was unreadable. His arms were crossed. Luna pulled a nervous, impatient smile. Discord then hummed. Discord just stood there and scanned her for, what seemed like, forever. He then turned to the door. Opened it. "Goodnight, Princess Luna." He said just before closing the door behind him. Luna waited until she could no longer hear his steps. ... Luna faltered with a sigh. Then Luna fainted. For the next few days, Discord kept a keen eye to every single step Luna made. He was convinced that she was acting, trying to play him the fool. She had not told Celestia anything. Why? It definitely confused him, but, to his annoyance, she was keeping up her act very well. In fact, Discord even could say the he fell for it now and then, but no. He was the draconequss, he was the fooler. So Luna could not trick him, no sir-ey! Although it came across his curiosity that Celestia was actually quite boring now that Luna was here. Maybe she was used to him and now was acting her normal boring self again. Probably. He had always had the feeling that the emotional day a few weeks ago was not in-character for her at all, he had found that she was a very emotionally strong pony, and that those weeks ago she must've been feeling a great deal of emotions indeed. Or he himself was so charming and alluring, that her hormones got the best of her. Which would also be very uncharacteristic. In fact, he attempted to force himself on her many times; having an heir wouldn't be necessary, but would be very empowering. For if the ponies of Equestria knew that if she loved him so much as to have a foal (or perhaps egg?) with him, they would trust him and her all the more. But she was never quite up to it. Which was a shame as he had heard it could be a lot of fun. Which is obviously the real reason she didn't want to do it. She just hates fun, doesn't she!? ...Also, having the girls around him seemed to make him more...wise? Mature? Hmm, maybe it was more needed...For things they couldn't do...Whatever it was it was making him more confident. But that was dangerous. Anyway, he had to focus on many things else. E.g. Marriage, parenthood, possible defeat (That Clever Clover was still out there!), Celestia's first real step in bed... He sighed. All quite complex things... But at the moment, his main focus was Luna. There was nothing else to believe! Luna didn't seem to ever want to tell her sister about the true him! Which was good, but very confusing! ...He was bored. It was the same everyday! 1. Get Celestia breakfast 2. Watch Luna 3. Check Celestia. Perk her up if necessary. (Which was a pain in the neck!) 4. Luna 5. Celestia. Give her flowers, get thanks. 6. Celestia. Wants to look at the clouds, or garden, OR DO ANYTHING THAT'S BORING! 7. Celestia. "Ruin" her BORING event, get told off. 8. CELESTIA! Apologise, I have to do SOMETHING ELSE FOR HER! 9. Luna. Jeez, is she shifty! 10. BED! CELESTIA! NOT TONIGHT! JUST WANTS TO SLEEP! LIKE EVERY NIGHT! PONDER ALL NIGHT IF SHE STILL LOVES ME! DOESN'T SEEM TO ANYMORE! SHE'S LOST ALL FLIPPIN' INTEREST! TYPICAL! EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING SO DANG SLOWLY! EVERYTHING SEEMED SO DANG FAKE SOMETIMES! But, hopefully, today would be better, tonight would be better. So throughout the day, he tried to do everything do make it more amusing. For him. Today wouldn't be about them! It would be about him, how he feels, what he wants. For a change! So, the morning went chaotically... They both rose on the bed. Celestia was a bit unhappy that she, a Princess, was not served breakfast by her fiance. Discord rose and looked at her excitedly. Now they were both sitting up on their bed. At Discord's face, Celestia cocked her brow. "So? I'm waiting!" Discord said excitedly. "For...?" Celestia asked not-amused. "My breakfast!" He announced. He flicked his talons forward twice. "Now, go on!" Celestia looked slightly annoyed and very confused. "OoooooKaaay..." She said trotting out of bed. Not particularly wanting to deny him, she did kind of owe him it anyway. And also, she "loved" him! Celestia, to Discord's dissatisfaction, didn't ask what he wanted, and had no idea about what he liked. So she brought him...Cereal. Cereal? Really? HOW MUCH MORE BORING CAN A PONY BE?! So Discord was displaid with...the cereal. He looked at it blankly. Then at Celestia. "Cereal?" He asked. She nodded delightfully. "I make sure to give you the most amazing things for breakfast! And you...bring me...cereal!?" Discord cried angrily. She, again, nodded. This time wearily. Discord scowled at her, then chucked the bowl out of the window. It became a bird and flew off. He then looked at her sweetly. "Pancakes. With smarties and rainbow spread." He asked innocently. Celestia complied, with deep dumbfoundedness. Never had he dropped his act so obviously... After breakfast was a bit muddled too... Instead of just watching Luna, he was persuaded that they should play Zoo Keepers. Luna was the tiger. In the cage... Lunch was... Discord had made a literal playground from all of the food that he liked. Luna got covered in custard, Celestia was popped on the top of a cupcake. For Discord's pet mutant griffon. After lunch, he actually let the boring ponies rest. On a marshmallow bed that he bounced on like a trampoline. Dinner was skipped... "Why?" Discord whined. "Coz I so want to get to bed!" Celestia whined back. Then after a moment of thought. She added a wink. Discord smirked and cackled slightly. "OK! To bed it is!" He snapped his fingers and they dissapeared and reapeared in their bedroom. He then told Luna to raise the moon. She did. Discord hummed deeply and pleasured as she took off...her crown and necklace. She then gulped nervously. This was a plan. She could not get pregnant! Which means they could not... She cringed and then spoke quickly and disgusted. "Ichangemymind...Please. Not tonight..." At Celestia's words Discord was slightly annoyed, but knew that all girls were probably hesitant at first. Especially on their first time. He wasn't, but he was a boy. And he wasn't doing it for the fun and pleasure of doing it...he wanted an heir. So he concluded in his hed that it was necessary. "Yes. Tonight. You love me, do you not?" Discord asked and told her firmly. She looked to him. "Of course I do..." She lied. Never looking at him. "Then, for future we need an heir together. We will be a great monarch family..." He tried to persuade her. Grr... This was frustrating her. She knew he didn't actually love her. She didn't even like him. He just wanted a baby, she just needed to keep up the plan. The plan! She knew what might quicken his trust! So he would let her out of the castle gates! "If we do this, you'll trust me? Enough to let me be free to wander Equestria?" She asked. Discord gulped. He so wanted an heir, but that way she might meet Clover...and she could tell Celestia. But Celestia had not brought Clover up in a while... So...He was wondering...If she...Celestia...would realise Clover...Not being in Equestria...Not being...Alive. The opportunity to rid of Clover was one of the best, to say the least! It would be perfect if she was gone! Only Luna would miss her...And Luna wouldn't want to wreck her sister's happiness, WOULD SHE!? No... "Yessss..." Discord hissed into her ear possessively. Celestia gulped glancing his way every few seconds. "OK..." She almost whispered with tears. Discord used his talons to gently stroke the tears from her eyes. "Shhhhh, shhhh, shhhh... You'll be OK..." He whispered in her ear. He pressed body roughly against her's, pushing a lot of his weight on to her...but it actually made her feel...tingly... He stroked her hair away from her neck and face, then rubbed his head against the side of her's lovingly and began to slowly, gently and passionately scale her neck with his snake like tongue. "Mmmm..." Celestia whimpered. No...I can't...become...attached...Ugh... Mmm...Give in, give in! Mmmmmmm...I guess...it wouldn't hurt...