We start off this chapter with Derpy Hooves, stuck in a cloud.
"Oookay Derpy, hold still, s I can get you out without getting shocked!"
"Sure thing Rainbow Dash."
Rainbow was about to do something but then an airplane zoomed right past, the surprised shock caused Rainbow to lose focus, and hit the cloud causing the cloud to electrocute the both of them! Rainbow Dash then poked her head out, puffing out a ring of smoke, and sees that Derpy got out of the cloud.
"Grrrrr...THIS IS WHY ONLY WINGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN THE SKY!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled in anger.
Who was the creature piloting that plane? It was Human Spike!
"Wow, this is extraordinarily amazing Spikey poo! How did you even know how to make one of these?"
"Cherry Berry taught me! The one from my world!"
"Did she now? Well, did she teach you how to pilot these flying contraptions as well?"
"No, that was from watching Megas XLR!!!"
"I'm going to ignore the fact that you watch immature cartoons!"
"Alright, now check me out do an aileron roll!"
"Don't you mean a barrel roll?"
"Oh-no, a barrel roll is when the aircraft flies in a helix path, as if wrapping around the outside of a barrel! The maneuver you keep on hearing about is an aileron roll!"
"You really are Twilight's student!"
"Student?"
"Yes, I can see You and Twilight parallel her and Celestia, just as well as I can see you and Twilight Parallel her & Shining Armor!"
"Whoa, that's awesome! Thanks honey!"
"You're welcome! Now, do an aileron roll!"
"Hold-on!" Then Human Spike did an aileron roll!
"Woohoo, this is spectacular darling!"
"Thank you Rar..."
"Whoa Spike, what happened?"
"Really? I was afraid that Garble would exist in this world, but why a dragon? *groan!* Oh well, at least I had something in mind just in case I have to deal with attackers!" Then Spike pushed a button, and the wings popped guns out! "Here's something else I built myself! Weapons!" Then he pushed the buttons on his steering wheel to fire bullets from the guns!
Then Garble dodged!
"Whoa! I don't know what that stupid thing is, but I'm going to tear it to shreds!" Then Garble blasted a fire ball.
"Hold-on Rarity, time to take evasive actions!" Then Spike took a hard turn! "Eat it you flying Titanosuarus!" Then he opened fire!
"Ha ha, whatever you're firing wont work on my armor like scales!"
"Oh, I'll make you eat those words!" Then he pressed another button, firing a missile, then Spike did a Half Cuban 8 to avoid the explosion!
*Boom!* Then the unconscious smoldering dork was knocked outta the sky and fell in the middle of the Everfree Forest!
"You did it Spike, will he be okay?"
"He's a dragon, I think he'll come back, but I'll be ready with much stronger bullets! Now my dear, I want to show you something jaw dropping!" Then, they flew over the clouds!
Rarity couldn't process fast enough of what she was seeing! The view of well, the entire continent of Equestria was...it was not even explainable!
"You like it?"
"I love it...it looks just like the map except the without the letters, lines and such. The cartographer who made the map was so accurate!"
"Alright, I'm gonna take her down at a certain spot!"
"Certain spot?"
Then they landed on a grassy mountain top where they spent the rest of the day watching the sunset! Human Spike leaning against Fluttershy with Rarity sitting on his lap. No, really, Fluttershy was there too, but disguised as a tree! Spike, let his hands run across Rarity's fur, and she felt tingles of pleasure with each stroke! Before we continue any further, warning, beastiality, I don't have any problem with it, in fact I look at more furry porn than human porn! Now back to the story...
"So Human Spike, animals in your world, how do they express their affections?"
"By licking our faces...why?" Then Rarity faced Spike and licked him on the cheek! "...oh, didn't know you wanted to be kinky!"
"Hmph, I'll show you Kinky darling!" Then she licked his lips, Spike accepted and opened his mouth so her horse tongue could enter his mouth! "(Alright, this is proof that the bond between pet & master can go this far! Just imagine, if we can get this far, what about Rainbow Dash and Tank, if I could share this data, then maybe interspecies relationships can go even further than just intelligent sentient life forms! So many possibilities but for now...)" Human Spike & Pony Rarity soon broke from their kiss as the sun was finally down and moon took it's place.
"Guess it's time to head-on back!"
"I'll see you tomorrow Spike-wikey!"
Then they flew back to Ponyville, where Rarity's joyous laughter took over the sounds of the night, it was even louder than the police sirens of cop cars chasing after your cousin!