//------------------------------// // Ch.2: Barity, That's About It! // Story: Rarity's 5 Spikes // by trahzo //------------------------------// Oh God, Oh Dog, Oh God, I don't wanna do this, but I have to, for my fans! So everyone knows that Bico-kun doomed them all! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH *COUGH!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* *WHEEZE!* Well anyway, all of the men and boys were looking at Rarity & Barb while they were on their date. "The boys seem to be staring at us darling." "I guess they never seen a girl some out of the closet before!" Then Barb made the 1st move and made all the men gasp by sloppy kissing Rarity's cheek! Rarity then returned the favor by sloppy kissing her cheek as well! "Oh, I'm so glad that we're together now!" "Me too...what nicknames did Elusive call you back in that world?" "Barby-Warby and Barby boo!" "Well Barby boo, I just adore you!" "Thanks Rarity, I think you're a sweeter pony than Elusive!" Then they nuzzled noses! "Okay lovebirds, here's your milkshake with the one straw!" Said Pumpkin Cake. "(I sure hope Pound aint taking pics of them, if he does, then I'm gonna pound him for being such a damn perv!)" She thought. "Thanks Pumpkin!" Then as she left... "Wouldn't you want kids?" "Well, I am dating 5 versions of you and 4 of them happen to be guys!" Then they giggled a bit. "How gay, but not in the offensive way!" Said Breaburn. "(Why do I feel like I just committed plagiarism?)" So they took turns using the same straw to drink, getting the tip covered in both of their saliva, then they decided to sip at the same time! "Oh my, fu fu fu!" The most perverted of the men and boys took pictures. Even Pound Cake. "You pathetic shit!" "No, Pumpkin, don't! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Pumpkin Cake then destroyed Pound's camera. "NOOOOOO!!! How could you?" Then they began arguing! "Oh, this looks bad, it might break out into a fight, and I'm sure you know how destructive the twins get!" "Your place?" "Yes." So they left right before the doors blasted out tables, chairs, baked good, customers, and flour! The guys who were still conscious after the explosion followed Rarity & Barb. "We're being tailed!" "Don't worry, I got this!" Then Barb blew out bright blinding flames, scaring them all away! Rarity & Barb entered the boutique and then cuddled on the couch. "Mmmm, this is relaxing!" "Indeed Barby-Warby!" They were both making bedroom eyes. They then opened their mouths and slowly closed their eyes, Barb then used her longer tongue to wrap around Rarity's and pull her mouth over to seal the cave shut! Then Princess Cadence walked in... "Hey Rarity, I was just wondering if you could fix my dre...well what do you know, Twilight was right that one time." Here's a link to what she's talking about! https://derpibooru.org/551708?scope=scpe0a0cba782c72f0d3a2b4b16a36ff14ca760eff96 After minutes of making out, they broke apart to breath. " *Gasp!* *Gasp!* I'll see you again tomorrow darling!" "I'll see you, but as a different gender." Then once Barb got home... "So, how did it go?" They 4 Spikes asked. "A lady never kisses and tells! Ku ku ku!" "Okay boys, who wants to go next?" Meanwhile at Carousel Boutique. "Oh, I am so happy, I didn't just get 1 Spikey-Wikey, I got 5!" She said while dancing and levitating Opal who couldn't care less.